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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ahhhh, Nothing like a good chain letter.

Body: Boy: Where Were You LAst Night?

Girl: I was At my grandmothers helping her around the house

Boy: Why didnt you ****in call me ?

girl: Baby Im sorry i lost track of time

Boy: Not as sorry as your going to be *****
(the boy grabs her by the hair and slams her to the ground)

Girl: please baby stop im sorry

Boy: KIcks her in the face and then the ribs.sayes I called your ****in grandmothers house you were not ****in there you lying peice of ****

Girl: wait stop please Let me...

BOy: Steps on her throat and sayes Shut the **** up ***** Get over the top of her and takes his penis out.

Girl:No baby please STop please

Boy: I said shut the **** up and he spit in her face. he pin her with her hands above her head. He penatrates her

Girl: please stop your hurting me please. She starts to screem and try to get away

Boy: ***** if you don't shut up i sware to god ill kill you after a few minuts he finishs and removes the rest of her clothes and pushes her out in the snow. saying stay away from here you nasty *****.

Girl: Crying and sobbing she takes out a Rolex watch and sayes todays christmas i was just getting your gift. she gets in her car,
she gets home and takes a long shower....
Two months later she goes to aply for a job and has to take a drug test. The boss comes out and says i have news for you your not on drugs, but you are pregnant. girl begins to cry and drive home she desides to call the boy he didn't answer.......

6 months later she is almost nine months pregnant the phone rings and its the boy

Girl: I missed you so much i have news im pregnant its your baby!

Boy: Really well................................. Look you nasty ***** that is not my baby get the **** over me i hate your guts you are a nasty whore **** you never call me again ohh yeah and i never loved you your just a nother piece of ass.The boy hangs up.

Girl: I think its finally over she calls her mom....

Mom: Hi Baby. How are you?

Girl: im fine how are you ?

Mom: Good

Girl: Mom I was callin you to tell you that i love you okay

MOm: I love you to baby. Do you think you are coming over today?

Girl: nah i think im just going to take a long nap

mom: okay, bye then baby, sleep tight

Girl: I will mom goodnight. Hangs up.

Mom relizes it only nine in the morning and has a bad feeling she drives over to her duaghters house opens the door an see's her daughter hanging from the seeling fan, her rists are cut and shes not breathing she is rushed to the hospital. and the baby is saved............................................. .................................................. ................ 15 years later the baby that was born kills her father the man that concived her and raped her mother. And then kills her self.

If you have a heart then repost this for guys repost this (I would never) Girl repost this (ohh my god)

If you don't someone in your family will be hurt to feel the pain of this young girl




I thought this was a pretty intense one, so I'm sharing it with you all who don't have *******.
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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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wow that is gay....
Have you made one single post that's worth anything? Or have you just gone around saying stuff like "Lies" and "that's gay"?

I thought that was a well-written chain letter, considering most chain letters have no story or anything to them.
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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I laughed.
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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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My favorite part is this:

'15 years later the baby that was born kills her father the man that concived her and raped her mother. And then kills her self.'

Also, do guys 'concieve' babies? I thought only females do that.
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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I liked lines 5-13. They were kinda satisfying, in an odd, kinky sort of way.
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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i dunno, but that ***** of a man got served straight up i'd say. *nod*
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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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chain letters are gay. There were a few people on my ******* list that would always forward them, so i blocked em.

I want to make a list of all the stuff that is supposed to happen to me. Does anyone know if the consequences are simultaneos or consecutive? Like if i get cursed with bad luck with girls for four years twice, does that count as eight years? I dunno, im bored as hell right now.
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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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No, I think you just get twice the amount of bad luck within the 4 year period.
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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Like if i get cursed with bad luck with girls for four years twice, does that count as eight years? I dunno, im bored as hell right now.
If you get cursed with bad luck with girls for four years twice, to my understanding, you have fags hitting on you for 4 years.
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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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wow that is gay....
Can we get a ban on this idiot already? He's bumping about a million old threads, and when he's not bumping he's munching on his chub while posting jackass comments in all other threads.
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Can we get a ban on this idiot already? He's bumping about a million old threads, and when he's not bumping he's munching on his chub while posting jackass comments in all other threads.
Unfortunately there's no super on right now.
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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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ohh my god. that's really depressing. i know a girl who that happened to... without the dying... she ended up having the baby and it ruined her life... she'd gotten into an ivy league school early decision and had to drop out.
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Lmfao.. Takes penis out and penetrates her. Hahahaha














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Old December 27th, 2005, 10:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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thats BS no guy is gonna beat some girls ass because she wasnt at her gmas
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thats BS no guy is gonna beat some girls ass because she wasnt at her gmas
Damn I hope you forgot your [/SARCASM] tags.
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Damn I hope you forgot your [/NOPENIS] tags.
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Chain letters piss me off, how are you going to get bad luck from not reposting something? It's all superstition, but I will give this one credit for at least being spelled right for the most part. I rarely read them on *******, but the ones that are all misspelled and 1337 speak and what not, saying "god will send you to hell if you dont repost this" make me laugh my ass off.
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The spelling/grammar in that was awful.
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He takes all her clothes and throws her out in the snow...and then she takes out the watch she bought?

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Old December 28th, 2005, 12:01 AM   #24 (permalink)
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6 months later she is almost nine months pregnant

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Old December 28th, 2005, 12:07 AM   #25 (permalink)
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According to all of the chain letters...
I have around 4938655.5 years of bad luck
I will never find the love of my life
A little girl will come and kill me with a spork
I will suck at kissing for 92835783 years
*NEW ADDITION* My family will now be attacked...


I'm screwed...
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