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Old December 29th, 2005, 03:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ever put a cat in the Dryer? I have.

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So I am over at my homegirls house, just chillin, watching some football. She says, "hey I'm gonna go do some laundry and then take a shower. Then we can leave." So I'm like, ok, sure. So she puts some clothes in the dryer, then goes off and takes a shower for 15 minutes. As soon as she starts the dryer up, it starts doing that 'budunk, budunk, budunk' sound that it does when there is too much clothes in the dryer, or like you left a belt in your pants and the metal is hitting the sides. I didn't think anything of it. It always works itself out, eventually. But, after 10 or so minutes of it doing that, it was seriously cutting into my football watching focus. I had to do something.

So I go to the laundry room, open up the dryer, to find a small, bloody-faced fur ball (which is now having seizures or convulsions of some sort), staring up at me, well staring if it could open it's eyes, that is. Both of her two hind legs were litterally bent backwards. I freaked out. I started yelling and such. Went and pounded on the bathroom door. I took the cat and set it on a blanket on the kitchen counter.

OMG OMG OMG tweaking out. Her dad came home and said it was going to be fine... I don't know. It's gotta be retarded or somthing now. It still won't open it's eyes, well as of last night when I left at about midnight, anyways. It wasn't drinking water, either.

Oh ya, I'm going back over there later tonight, I will get pictures. I was too tweaked (wierd word) out last night to get pictures, I wasn't thinking right. Her whole family was like crying. Plus, I would have felt bad like taking pictures with my phone haha.

Today I was thinking about it... Non-stop twirling around and around, banging on the sides, super hot conditions, etc.... Not just for a minute or two, but a good 15 minutes or so... w0w.

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Old December 29th, 2005, 03:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sucks for the cat.

Is there even a way to tell if a cats retarded? I don't think cats grunt.
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Old December 29th, 2005, 04:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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wow...thats freakin hilarious
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Old December 29th, 2005, 04:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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My neighbors was, it couldn't walk backwards. It'd run into a wall and just slide along to a corner and get stuck.
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Old December 29th, 2005, 04:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Ever dried one in a microwave?

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Old December 29th, 2005, 04:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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wow thats really disturbing

when my cat died he just fell over and stopped breathing
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Old December 29th, 2005, 04:33 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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awwww poor thing! call her and ask if it's alright!
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Old December 29th, 2005, 04:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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well then you didnt put it in the dryer, she did.

tho either way it majorly sucks for the cat. that would be torture. you would think with that kind aheat and slamming around some sort of major brain damage might be done. hopefully it's ok though
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Old December 29th, 2005, 04:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I fail to see the humor in this...

Hold on, let me forget all my basic human morals.

Ok, I see what you're getting at.
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Old December 29th, 2005, 04:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i dont think he was trying to tell a funny story
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Old December 29th, 2005, 05:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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wow...thats freakin hilarious
yeah, you're pretty much an ass.
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Old December 29th, 2005, 05:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Not even cool. Holy ****.
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Old December 29th, 2005, 05:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I hate cats with a passion, but I feel bad for that cat. I want a pic though.
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Old December 29th, 2005, 05:08 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Gotta let us know if its ok....
That's really sad dude...
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Old December 29th, 2005, 05:14 PM   #15 (permalink)
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NOT cool... I'd be looking for blood if someone did that to my cat.
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Old December 29th, 2005, 05:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I was refering to the Skate and Paint asshole.
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Old December 29th, 2005, 07:00 PM   #17 (permalink)
 
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Funny thing actually.

Best friend did the same thing, except at like 1 in the morning, so when i was woken up and told we had to go to the vet ER, i was pissed.

i honestly couldnt believe the title when i saw it, didnt think it could happen to anyone else

EDIT- now that i think about it, his cat was sleeping in the dryer when it happened...
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Old December 29th, 2005, 07:01 PM   #18 (permalink)
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oh noes, did andrew just call a mod an asshole
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Old December 29th, 2005, 07:01 PM   #19 (permalink)
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hehe kitty.

poor thing.
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Old December 29th, 2005, 07:02 PM   #20 (permalink)
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aww poor kitty. thats why we dont let our cat in the laundry room (actually, our laundry room= our basement, and our basement= off limits for the cat anyway so whatever)

lets us know what happens. unfortunately that heat really mighta done something to its eyes and blinded it for life (ever gotten too close to a campfire? youre eyes are the first things to hurt)
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I was refering to the Skate and Paint asshole.
since he said "the" skate and paint asshole, hes referring to skate and paint as the asshole.

if he'd have said "i was referring to skate and paint asshole" then it would be directed at nyy
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Yeah, I'm not that dumb.
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Old December 29th, 2005, 07:27 PM   #23 (permalink)
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lol
yeah, i figured it was something like that.
But Andrew keeps me guessing
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Old December 29th, 2005, 08:08 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Ya deffinetly. Trust me, I wasn't laughing... At the time. It's funny how when you tell this story to a bunch of guys, it's very hard to keep a strait face...

I call her every day anyways. But ya, I just got off the phone, she said it's a little 'better' supposedly. It's drinking water but mostly just sleeps now. I think she mentioned about opening it's eyes but they are really swollen and 'puss-y.'
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