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Old December 30th, 2005, 12:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So I Just realized I made a sucky thread.

And theres no way to delete it so....lets talk about blue balls.

I got it.

It hurt.

It took me an additional 2 hours to even get close to fixing it.
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Old December 30th, 2005, 12:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2005, 12:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2005, 12:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I didnt really believe in it at first...Like i read the thread on PbN about people saying how bad it is...im like yeah whatever..

Then it hits you and your like ahh...itll go away...then it just keeps manifesting until both your vas deferenes are throbbing and not even a nude pre-now lindsay lohan could help you get it up.
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Old December 30th, 2005, 01:08 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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LOL, its a *****. feels like someones there just constantly kicking you in the nuts. Next time tell the girl u aint leaving till u blow it.
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Old December 30th, 2005, 01:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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A few months ago, my friend threw a potato with a lightbulb in it,at my crotch. I honestly didn't know if I was going to be able to have kids. It was so painful.
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Old December 30th, 2005, 01:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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A few months ago, my friend threw a potato with a lightbulb in it,at my crotch. I honestly didn't know if I was going to be able to have kids. It was so painful.
Compared to blue balls thats a walk in the park. I used to string lightbulbs off my crotch for fun like there was no tommorow and still be in commision after a good sitdown. But when the balls turn blue, oh man...
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Old December 30th, 2005, 01:26 AM   #8 (permalink)
 
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I think the part that made it really hurt was that he had the metal part of the lightbulb sticking out of the potato,and threw it as hard as he could. But I can't say that I've ever had blue balls.
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Old December 30th, 2005, 01:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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But I can't say that I've ever had blue balls.
Me neither. Thank the imaginary lord.
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Old December 30th, 2005, 01:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Thank the imaginary lord.
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Finally, someone gets it!
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Old December 30th, 2005, 01:51 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah it's a *****.

I got it one time at my ex's house and I rode home on my goped in so much pain. Well I couldn't get into my house cause noone was home so I went to my friends house... he laughed at me.

God taking a piss.. that was some of the worst pain ever.
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Old December 30th, 2005, 02:31 AM   #12 (permalink)
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first time i played paintball got shot right in the goodens. it was awful, i actually fell down and grabbed myself in agony and the ref ran over. i just unscrewed the c02 and let it rest. but then i was in playing condition for the rest of the time and completely destroyed everyone.
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Old December 30th, 2005, 03:03 AM   #13 (permalink)
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what in the **** are you tards talkin about? haven't you ever heard of masturbation??
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Old December 30th, 2005, 09:27 AM   #14 (permalink)
 
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yeah the best way to rid yourself of blue balls is masturbation
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:02 AM   #15 (permalink)
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what in the **** are you tards talkin about? haven't you ever heard of masturbation??
Kinda hard to be spanking it when you're in so much pain...
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:13 AM   #16 (permalink)
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uhh try getting kicked in the nuts when you have blue balls
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:16 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Yes, but spanking it relieves the pain. The reason you have the blue balls is from getting so worked up, the only way to relieve it is to release the pressure. Now all the kiddes are gonna start laughing because we're talking about whacking.
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:17 AM   #18 (permalink)
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its a good idea to avoid it altogether
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:28 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Yes, but spanking it relieves the pain. The reason you have the blue balls is from getting so worked up, the only way to relieve it is to release the pressure. Now all the kiddes are gonna start laughing because we're talking about whacking.
hehehe he said whacking
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Old December 30th, 2005, 10:37 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2005, 12:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Kinda hard to be spanking it when you're in so much pain...
so do it before it becomes an issue
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Old December 30th, 2005, 12:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old December 30th, 2005, 12:38 PM   #23 (permalink)
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once, never want it again, worst pain ever.
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Old December 30th, 2005, 12:39 PM   #24 (permalink)
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I dunno what your guys' problem is, i've never experienced this. clean those pipes boys!
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I dunno what your guys' problem is, i've never experienced this. clean those pipes boys!
So I guess... One whack a day keeps the blueballs away?
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