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Old January 1st, 2006, 11:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Best night ever last night but also ****ed up.

WARNING! THIS IS EXTREMLY LONG! Now before any of you say "FFS your not a Ninja!" I know that, I am NOT a ninja, Although i do love going around in my Ninja suit while free running. And furthermore if your going to come in here *****ing about how the story is fake. Leave, leave right now because no one wants to hear that ****.

Ok, so yesterday I went to my friend Matt's house at around 8:00 PM. He lives about a Half an hour away from me. I get my sister to drive me there; on the way there we stop at a 7-11.
"Wait here" she said. She goes in to get a cup of coffee. She comes back out and im just staring at these 2 guys playing spackle drums. Not only that but they were Really good.

So off we go. We get to Matt's, I get out of the car, and she drives off. I ring the doorbell and im greeted by 200 pounds of dog to the face. Friggin Labs...Anyway, so I walk into his room and his cousin is there with him, Victoria.

I got to say, she is the most gorgeous thing to ever hit this world. A bit of a druggie but who isnít these days? So, I throw down this huge bag that ive been carrying with me.
"Ill be right back" I said. I walked into the bathroom, 3 mins later I walk out in my Ninja suit. Jaws dropped. Of course the thought that was on everyoneís mind was "Is he going out in that thing?!" Indeed I was. So we all go outside. I start the day off with a flip down his staircase and ended it with a roll.

Girls love a guy who can do some serious parkour in a ninja suit .
"What should we do first Mr. Ninja?" Matt said
"Oh come on guys, its not like you've never seen a ninja roaming the streets before" So the first thing we do is get more people to come with us.

We head to Jaredís house, a friend of Mattís.
"JARED!" we start throwing rocks at his window. He didnít come out for at least ten minuets.
"What the hell were you doing in there?" Victoria said.
"...Changing" RIGHHHHHTTTTTT...well, we let it go. I think I can guess what he was doing.

Next we go to Ryanís house. On the way there I climbed a couple of trees, did a couple of rolls, did an aerial off a staircase, and made a couple of heads turn. So we get to Ryanís and we are greeted by his mom.
"Ryan there?" I said.
"Sorry, He's sleeping"
"....Oh...could you wake him up please Oddly enough she did...BIG MISTAKE. The kid comes out with a solid woofa ball bat, Steel toe boots, and that spike thing that Adrian wore on his finger in Little Nicky.

Iím just going to say things did NOT end well. If I described this entire story it would go on for about an hour. There was a lot of chasing, smacking people with a bat, mostly me because of what I was dressed in

So we ditch him. After that we just started walking home, watching our backs for Ryan (We eventually got away from him. I think he was on something). So were walking and then out of nowhere this guy throws a glass Snapple bottle at us from his car and it shatters. I stepped on a piece and it almost went through my Tabi Boots. He then proceeded to say **** you and gave us the finger.

Being the pussys they are, Matt and Jared run home.
"Pussy's!" Victoria yelled.
"I couldnít agree with you more" I said. So were walking home, Talking and having a good time. She then asked me if I wanted to go to A New Years party she was going to tonight. I said of course and I went, Complety ditching Matt.

So by now its 10:00 PM. We get there, Iím still in my Ninja suit, and was having a great time. So Iím talking to Victoria and everyone else and we started asking what our new yearís resolutions were. We were all kinda drunk so our answers were pretty terrible. My answer was 26. I have no idea where that came from.

So, its 11:59 Pm now, me and Victoria are sitting on the couch. The bell drops and everyone screams happy New Year. Victoria then asked me what my resolutions were again.
"Hopefully kissing you at least once this year " Cheesy, I know, but it worked. We made out for a good ten mins. Afterwards I asked if she was doing anything Monday. So now I'm going out with her. Score!

Now itís around 1:30 PM and I called my sister to pick me up. So now Iím waiting outside with Victoria for about ten mins when all of a sudden I hear screaming and **** coming from down the block. 3 Huge black guys appear out of the darkness. We headed into the house and they actually started chasing us! Thank god the house was close or we would have gotten mugged.

Half an hour passes and my cell starts ringing. I go outside and thereís my sister. I get in the car, Gave Victoria a kiss goodnight, whished her a happy new year and we took off.
"So, you didnít tell me you were going to a party. And why the **** are you dressed up like that?! You look like a terrorist! "
"I didnít know and im not a terrorist, Iím a ninja you moron."
"Oh, well did you have fun?" So many thoughts ran through my head, Ryan with a baseball bat, The Snapple dude, almost getting mugged, making out with Victoria, Going around in a ninja suit.

".....Yea, I had fun. Happy new year by the way."

So what did you guys do last night?

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Old January 1st, 2006, 11:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old January 1st, 2006, 11:22 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Now itís around 1:30 PM and I called my sister to pick me up. So now Iím waiting outside with Victoria for about ten mins when all of a sudden I hear screaming and **** coming from down the block. 3 Huge black guys appear out of the darkness.
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Bellmore New York. It gets dark at like 5 over here.
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Old January 1st, 2006, 11:29 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old January 1st, 2006, 11:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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So what did you guys do last night? share the storys!
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Old January 1st, 2006, 11:38 AM   #7 (permalink)
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by the time i finished reading this there were 5 more posts lol. Got any pics of victoria?
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Old January 1st, 2006, 11:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Dude, its 12:42. I live in PA. 1 state below you.
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Old January 1st, 2006, 11:43 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Bellmore New York. It gets dark at like 5 over here.
yo i live in plainview, my dad grew up in merrick
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Old January 1st, 2006, 12:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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He made the whole story up.
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Old January 1st, 2006, 12:26 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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Old January 1st, 2006, 12:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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You said that you were all drunk, but you remember everything that happened and what you said...

You are a bad liar. Get a life...seriously. O yea...telling lies to people on the internet is sooo cool....
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Old January 1st, 2006, 01:08 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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You said that you were all drunk, but you remember everything that happened and what you said...

You are a bad liar. Get a life...seriously. O yea...telling lies to people on the internet is sooo cool....
Umm, did i say we were trashed? Ever hear of being buzzed? Do you really think i was drunk the entire story? Read it again.

And no i dont have any pics of her whoever asked that.

Oh and further more, when people make up storys like this there about a paragraph or 2 long. Mine was 13, im sorry but if i really did make that up then ima ****in loser. good thing i didnt.

Seriously, just because im Dav0r/Hypnotize doesnt mean that everything is a lie. Get a life and stop flaming me over an over again. im not starting this **** again with you guys.

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Old January 1st, 2006, 01:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
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We were all drunk so our answers were pretty terrible.
Drunk and being buzzed aren't the same thing. Drunk is just that, drunk...buzzed is getting drunk, but not there yet, and you can still think mostly correctly and know what you are doing. Drunk...whole new person. You have no idea what you are going and can't think straight at all.

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Oh and further more, when people make up storys like this there about a paragraph or 2 long. Mine was 13, im sorry but if i really did make that up then ima ****in loser. good thing i didnt.
You really think it's that hard to make up a story that long? Most the people that lie on here are immature 13 year olds that think they will look cool if people on the internet think their story is amazing...and since they are stupid, immature 13 year olds, they suck at writing...therefore their story won't be very long.

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Seriously guy, STOP making threads. You have one warning already...
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You said that you were all drunk, but you remember everything that happened and what you said...
Not defending him or anything(i think the story is bull**** as well), but just becuase you are drunk doesnt mean you dont remember.
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Not defending him or anything(i think the story is bull**** as well), but just becuase you are drunk doesnt mean you dont remember.
True. I just know that whenever I get drunk, I can't remember a damn thing from that night. Only a while before I started drinking...other than that, I have no idea what happened unless a friend tells me.
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Dude just stop you're making yourself look like an even bigger retard.
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im still confused from my previous posts, So this guy is saying at ~1:40 in the afternoon its dark? i don't get it.
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1:40 am possibly a typo?
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you could have at least made up a sexier name than Victoria.

Like stacy, or kim, or.......belinda.......
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or jenna..lol my friend and me had a whole conversation about names that sound hot...like jenna, lindsey, etc
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I knew a girl named victoria, she weighed probably around 200 pounds. (that was in 4th grade), anyway nice waste of my life.
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