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Old January 2nd, 2006, 10:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Its my freinds B-da today

I want to get him a really ****ty presents for kicks. It sucks because i was going to get him gum but he got that for X-mas by his cousin. So im fresh out of ideas. What should i get him as a gag present, i need an answer soon to.
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 10:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 10:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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box of tampons
thats a good one

Scathed, yours is good to but hes fat so that would be mean
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 10:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 11:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
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well how old is he.. did he just turn 13 like you?
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 11:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
 
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I am 15. Get it right, and no he just turned 15 to.
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 11:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 11:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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MAybe the shovel....but the cheese?
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 11:43 AM   #11 (permalink)
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what? too expensive?
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Yea, im at a limit here
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 12:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 12:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 12:33 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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Give him an IOU for $100, and never pay up.

Cheese would also be funny, especially if you leave it open and unrefridgerated for about 6 hours. That makes it squishy, and it also smells worse at room temperature than when cold for some reason... But it has to be swiss cheese for maximum aroma
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Lame Grow up dude. Besides, I gave it to someone else. (Watch you ***** and attack that one)

Im liking the cheese Idea to be honest. Scratch the shovel, i think im going with Cheese.
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 12:50 PM   #17 (permalink)
 
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Get a whole bunch so he couldn't possibly suspect it was cheese. And then when he opens the box, an avalanche of cheese will come out. Oh man this is a great idea, take like 10 big cheeses out of the wrappers and mash them all together, and put it in the box, he won't know what to do with it. And then you could say "There's a surprise in the middle..." but in reality, there isn't one.

I never realized just how much fun you can make out of cheese...
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 12:51 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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Lmao, Paint, thats ****ing awsome. Im gonna do that. Ill put like white cheese in the middle. So its a piece of cheese...in cheese.
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 01:00 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Stop posting.

I'm not trying to be funny, just stop posting, you're spam at its worst. Stick your dick in a pencil sharpener and repeat.
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 01:03 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Besides, I gave it to someone else. (Watch you ***** and attack that one)
I could say so much to that...but I will be nice.

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Ill put like white cheese in the middle. So its a piece of cheese...in cheese.
And the point of that being....?

There was one wierd named cheese my aunt likes, but it smells so nasty.

Get a couple pounds of swiss, slice it all into pieces, and just place the pieces in random places around the house or his room. You have to make sure that you get a couple pounds and slice it kinda thin, because that way, he will just keep finding pieces of cheese for weeks. lol
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 01:18 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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I got my friend a box of tampons for his birthday. It was ****ling hilarious! You could do that. The best though, which I did to my dad is get a brick and 3 or four boxes, ech one smaller than the other. Write something really stupid or funny on the brick, wrap it in the smallest box, then put the small box in the next box and wrap that and etc. Sounds stupid, but it feels like it could be a real present so then they open it then they're like, "WTF?"
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 03:06 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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Lmao, thats perfect. I got a couple of bricks laying around somewhere. Ok, its offcial. Im going with the brick idea.

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I'm not trying to be funny, just stop posting, you're spam at its worst. Stick your dick in a pencil sharpener and repeat.
Not sure if you realize this but every tiem you do that your spamming. Please, GTFO of my thread. kthx
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Not sure if you realize this but every tiem you do that your spamming. Please, GTFO of my thread. kthx
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Old January 2nd, 2006, 04:54 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Lmao, thats perfect. I got a couple of bricks laying around somewhere. Ok, its offcial. Im going with the brick idea.



Not sure if you realize this but every tiem you do that your spamming. Please, GTFO of my thread. kthx
wtf.. you make a thread to get your friend something instead you give him bricks? its not even funny..
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wtf.. you make a thread to get your friend something instead you give him bricks? its not even funny..
Maybe to you but its funny to other people. Speak for yourself. But since you know whats funny and whats not give me a better Idea. I got a couple of hour's before I go there.
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