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Old January 6th, 2006, 03:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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ok, i thought of this a while back (while REALLY stoned). anyway, i thought of a way to slow down time!

ok, if our brains would process information, say, 5 times faster, time would seem to be 5 times slower. because were preciving the world at a faster rate.

i may be wrong, but i just rememberd it, and i thought i'd share

ps, i also wonder, while stoned, why time seems to stand still?

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Old January 6th, 2006, 03:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old January 6th, 2006, 03:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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ok, i thought of this a while back (while REALLY stoned).
ps, i also wonder, while stoned, why time seems to stand still?
well for me, if im talking to friends and stuff, time flies, so i guess it differs person to person...idk about your question though, i dont know if time would be 5 times slower, we'd just be able to react to things quicker and come up with answers or actions for them
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Old January 6th, 2006, 05:11 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
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I think about random stuff like that lal the time.

Time woulden't slow down, we would just be five times as efficient at processing thoughts, and our brains would be massive.
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Old January 6th, 2006, 05:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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ok, i thought of this a while back (while REALLY stoned). anyway, i thought of a way to slow down time!

ok, if our brains would process information, say, 5 times faster, time would seem to be 5 times slower. because were preciving the world at a faster rate.

i may be wrong, but i just rememberd it, and i thought i'd share

ps, i also wonder, while stoned, why time seems to stand still?

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ive been able to speed up and slow down time before (only while high) all it takes is some serious concentration and mental focus.. oh yea a clock too if you wanna prove you are perceiving time at a different rate of speed

anyone been in an accident where they felt like everything was in slow motion? it was. your brain speeds up immensely for a few seconds so it can process more data and try to get you out of harms way as safely as possible, hence everything is slowed down in your memory of it
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Old January 6th, 2006, 08:36 PM   #17 (permalink)
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anyone been in an accident where they felt like everything was in slow motion? it was. your brain speeds up immensely for a few seconds so it can process more data and try to get you out of harms way as safely as possible, hence everything is slowed down in your memory of it
i thought that was because of adrenaline. Yea your brain speeds up but it doesnt just kick it into high gear, adrenaline pumps through your whole body and every muscle in your body is instantly running on jet fuel, along with your brain getting a piece a that.



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Old January 7th, 2006, 12:30 AM   #18 (permalink)
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i think they do have adrenaline shots to give in emergency cases and what not. im not totally sure though
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i think they do have adrenaline shots to give in emergency cases and what not. im not totally sure though
yeah i have heard of something like that, not quite sure what tho
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Old January 7th, 2006, 01:21 AM   #22 (permalink)
 
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You guys are just jealous because you spend all your money on paintball.

Time also seems to slow down for me, and everyone else I know. But me and some friends made a time machine one day, consisting of a cardboard box and a watch. It really worked, but you could only go into the future. You sit under the cardboard box, and when the watch reaches the time you wanted to travel to, you've successfully travelled through time!

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Is it possible to isolate adrenaline? So I could like inject in and pwn ppl? And lift cars and throw them at ppl?

yes it is possibl but DO NOT do it. injecting adrenaline can cause massive releases of natural adrenaline if your body has it still stored up. this will OD you and just about every organ you have including your brain will go into massive failure. i wont go into the messy details of colonic spasams but you will be dead in about 2 minutes with no possibility to recover reguardless of quick medical care.
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i thought that was because of adrenaline. Yea your brain speeds up but it doesnt just kick it into high gear, adrenaline pumps through your whole body and every muscle in your body is instantly running on jet fuel, along with your brain getting a piece a that.



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adrenaline still takes a minute to get through your system (blood takes about 60 seconds to fully circulate, and adrenaline is released in your blood) im not sure how it happens, but i saw one of those discovery channel shows where they show what happens in you during various accidents, and it said your brain instantly goes into ludacris speed mode for like 10 seconds (doesnt last long at all..) but usually this is why you get whiplash- its from your whole body going tense, because your brain instantly freezes every muscle, bracing for impact. this strains your muscles far more than normal, and hence you are sore for a few days.

ever notice how drunk drivers never seem to get injured badly in crashes? its because the reaction mechanism in their brain is out of whack cause they're drunk, so they just kinda flop around with the car, not getting any form of whiplash or soreness. being drunk is ironically one of the biggest injury saving devices if youre in an accident
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^Unless it's a single car accident, and nobody is around, and it's freezing out. Cause the alcohol thins out your blood, and your core temp can drop real quick like.
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