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Old April 10th, 2006, 11:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Shortly after, the game crashed, and my laptop went into a crazy poltergeist-like fit: flashing, beeping, and flapping around my dorm and such, to which I responded by throwing it out of my 3rd story window. Seconds later, a black debadged BMW with tinted windows tore around the corner, and two men in radioactive suits emerged with flame throwers and set the scattered pieces of my laptop ablaze, and then put the remains into a sealed container with a bio-hazard symbol on it, and sped off...

I don't think the government wants the nation knowing about the death of Mr. Norris.

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Old April 10th, 2006, 12:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old April 10th, 2006, 01:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Happened to me in MGO like 3 weeks ago.
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Old April 10th, 2006, 02:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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chuck norris is dead.... the grim reapers just too afraid to tell him.
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Old April 10th, 2006, 02:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Happened to me in MGO like 3 weeks ago.
Did your computer go into a sadistic fit as well?
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Old April 10th, 2006, 02:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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chuck norris invented water
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Old April 10th, 2006, 02:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I believe everything you said except the BMW part... You liar.
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Old April 10th, 2006, 02:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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dude i killed norris in css like march
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I believe everything you said except the BMW part... You liar.
wtf? master of paint would never lie </3
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Old April 10th, 2006, 02:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Did your computer go into a sadistic fit as well?
MGO = Metal Gear Online = PS2

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BILLLLL BRASKY KILLED (HEADSHOT) CHUCK NORRIS

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Old April 10th, 2006, 02:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old April 10th, 2006, 02:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The game master of paint is playing is COD1 or COD2(Call of Duty).
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Old April 10th, 2006, 05:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Call of Duty United Offensive, expansion pack to CoD 1. That gun is an MG34 deployable machine gun. It was kind of funny because I'm at college, and I was playing at peak network hours, so I was getting hella lag. You would fire a bullet and it would hit a wall 3 feet in front of you 2 seconds later. So basically I just deployed this thing and waited for these n00bs to run by that open entryway you see there, and led them by about 10 feet and they walked right into it. I got 11 kills before they got smart and sent someone up behind me to take me out.





































...yes, Chuck Norris is a n00b.
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i love cod on the compuet. it >>>>>>>> consoles. period.

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Not if your computer isnt capable of running it. Like mine.
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Old April 26th, 2006, 08:56 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old April 26th, 2006, 09:02 PM   #17 (permalink)
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...yes, Chuck Norris is a n00b.
that's b/c a 12 year old was playing as him.


and if the laptop was taken by the NSA then how do you have this screen shot?
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IF ANYONE WERE TO SURVIVE A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IT WOULD BE ROACHES..... and Chuck Norris.
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IF ANYONE WERE TO SURVIVE A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IT WOULD BE ROACHES.
i dont believe that statistic..roaches cant even survive my cat, how will they survive nuclear explosions?
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that's b/c a 12 year old was playing as him.


and if the laptop was taken by the NSA then how do you have this screen shot?

Because I was able to print screen it with fraps and save the picture to my flash drive...it was really hard trying to get the flash drive out of my computer with it jumping around and stuff....
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Old May 7th, 2006, 10:18 AM   #21 (permalink)
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i dont believe that statistic..roaches cant even survive my cat, how will they survive nuclear explosions?
Maybe they are impervious to fallout?
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
haha, nice 1
when chuck norris has sex with a man, its not because hes gay, but because he ran out of women
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