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Old April 17th, 2006, 02:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Post you best jokes here

In two days, I will say who has the best jokes(the joke king)will be.Start posting your jokes.Don't post unless you have a joke.
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Old April 17th, 2006, 02:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old April 17th, 2006, 02:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hmm

I'll declare winner in 7 days, I can't post in here for a while.
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Old April 17th, 2006, 02:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Old April 18th, 2006, 05:28 PM   #5 (permalink)
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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead went to the edge of a cliff to commit suicide. The redhead said "When i jump off this cliff i want to land in gold." She jumped, and landed in gold. The brunette said "when i jump off this cliff i want to land in pearls." She jumped and landed in pearls. It was the Blondes turn and she said "When i jump off this cliff i want to land in...." she tripped "CRAP!" and fell of the cliff....
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Old April 18th, 2006, 05:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a cricle room and tell her to sit in the corner. How does a blonde confuse you? She comes out and says she did it.
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Old April 18th, 2006, 08:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Old April 18th, 2006, 09:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
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Old April 18th, 2006, 09:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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How do you tell how smart a blonde is?

Put a tire gauge in her ear.






One time an old woman wanted to kill herself, so she went to the doctor and asked how. The doctor said "just shoot yourself in you heart". The old woman asked where her heart was. The doctor said right below your left breast...So she goes home and shoots herself, and comes back the next day and says "I tried shooting myself, but it turned out, my heart isn't in my knee".
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Old April 18th, 2006, 09:50 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old April 18th, 2006, 09:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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A black man who?
Give me all your mother ****in money!
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Old April 18th, 2006, 09:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What looks big like a giraffe, tall likea giraffe, butisn't a giraffe?
a giraffes shadow.


whats big like a zebra, and looks like a zebra.
a zebras shadow.

Its hilarious when my stupid friend says it.
I'll come back later with some serious jokes.
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Old April 18th, 2006, 09:59 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old April 18th, 2006, 10:03 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This thread is pointless because any dumbass can look up jokes on the internet and post them and be funny. Real humor is if you can make your friends laugh not with a joke but like you know, being funny. It's kinda hard to explain.

But really guys, get off of moms...

I just got off yours.
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I don't really think that yo momma jokes are very funny, but this one gets me.

(I'm typing this in ebonics)
Yo momma teef so yellow when she close her mouf her belly light up!
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Old April 19th, 2006, 04:14 PM   #16 (permalink)
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your momma is so fat she walked in frot of the T.V. an i missed 8 seasons of 24.
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Old April 19th, 2006, 04:39 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Yo mamma is so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out wit a job application!


Another 1.

How do u keep a blonde in suspense?

(go quiet)
blonde goes how? how? tell me!

it works try it.
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what do you call a blonde with pig tails


blow job with handle bars




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womens rights
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Old April 20th, 2006, 02:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
 
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the mexican, the black guy has a rope holding him up.
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Old April 20th, 2006, 02:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Theres a plane crash out in the pacific, and only 2 men survive. They are both lawyers, so they figure that theyd get out eventually, and they pass the days by climbing coconut trees and dropping them to eat.

So one day Lawyer Bob climbs the tree and out on the shore he sees a body floating in the water. He immediately tells Lawyer Mark, and they both rush down and swim out in the water and grab the body and bring it to shore.

They find out it is a beautiful young woman, and that she is still breathing, but unconscious. They try to wake her up, but to no avail. They dont know what to do with her..So theyre just thinking about what to do. After a while Lawyer Mark says, "well uh...so do you wanna screw her?" and Lawyer Bob says, "Out of what?"

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Old May 1st, 2006, 08:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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Old May 1st, 2006, 09:24 PM   #23 (permalink)
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thats a pretty ****ty copy of my joke



i heard a good one today


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2 in the front 2 in the back
and the rest in the ash tray
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 04:26 PM   #24 (permalink)
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thats a pretty ****ty copy of my joke



i heard a good one today


how do you fit 10 jews in a car












2 in the front 2 in the back
and the rest in the ash tray

thats TERRIBLE!!!! lol i dont know why thats funny
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Old May 2nd, 2006, 04:28 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Okay I heard this one today.


*we steal girl's watch*
her: Hey, give me that back! I need it!

us: You dont need it, theres a clock in the oven!

[/sexist]



Another:

*girls walk in to give announcement during homeroom* as they were walking out...

My friend: Go back to the kitchen!

We aren't sexist, they know its a joke.
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