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Old April 21st, 2006, 11:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Hospital asks Jesus to change name

Published: 23rd March 2006 09:00 CET

Bosses at a Stockholm hospital have asked a nurse called Jesus to change his name, after concerns that it might cause confusion among patients.

According to Jesus, an auxiliary nurse at Huddinge hospital, his superiors were worried that patients told "Jesus will be coming soon ," might get the wrong idea.

"If they thought that Jesus was coming they might believe that they were already dead," the nurse told The Local.

Jesus, who will now use his middle name Manuel, said he didn't have a problem with the change.

"I understand why they wanted me to use my middle name," he said.

But, he added, "my name never usually causes me problems.
hhahahahahahahaha!
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Old April 21st, 2006, 11:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old April 21st, 2006, 11:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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even though this is all in sweden....
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Old April 21st, 2006, 11:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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even though this is all in sweden....
wtf is a mexican doing in sweden
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wtf is a mexican doing in sweden

who cares. its still funny
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Old April 21st, 2006, 11:53 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol i heard about this a few days ago on the radio.

i lol'ed. and i did it again today.
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Old April 22nd, 2006, 11:14 AM   #9 (permalink)
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wtf is a mexican doing in sweden
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Old April 22nd, 2006, 11:44 AM   #10 (permalink)
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But you pronounce it hey sus.
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But you pronounce it hey sus.

the swedish dont know that
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i just noticed its 128 again with another random thread
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i just noticed its 128 again with another random thread
Random, yet interesting.
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Random, yet interesting.
yup, they always are somewhat interesting.
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hows it "random" ?
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Ha, thats pretty funny
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Old April 25th, 2006, 06:49 AM   #18 (permalink)
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That statement is almost too ironic.




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(And if something is posted in the lounge, how can it not be random? There's no guidlines for posting besides that it can't be about paintball or any of the other subforums.)
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hows it "random" ?
Its about a guy named jesus in sweden. how is it NOT random?
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That statement is almost too ironic.




How many more hints do you need?
lol @ "Swedology"
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Old April 25th, 2006, 04:25 PM   #21 (permalink)
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lol, i can see the humor in it. If he's mexican though, or spanish, it's pronouced differently, so i wouldn't really see the problem there. *shrugs* oh well, still funny!

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