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Old July 20th, 2006, 05:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So my Paintball season is done....Broken leg story..

So I am chillin and taking a nap before work. I am sleeping in the top bunk of my son's bunk bed (it was the only open bed at the time)... Well the phone rings and thinking that I am 18 again, I vault off the bed to go answer the phone. Everything is going according to plan when I look down at my anticipated landing spot and I see the $(*&)(*&^^%@^%#&$^%!# cat laying there completely unawares that I am about to crush it to a pulp. Not even thinking, I do a mid air two step in order to land away from the cat -- fortunate for the cat, but not fortunate for me. I forgot the laws of physics and load bearing on axial shafts for just a minute and my lapse otherwise distracted me from the impossible landing position I was attempting.

With a sickening crunch I see my leg buckle like a chicken wing at a frat party (no I have no idea what that means either)...

so long story short... broken bones, ambulance ride, morphine, and I am off work for at least a week until the splint comes off, and then they will tell me when I can get back...

So.. if you want to donate my paypal addy is [email protected] ol!

Sucks too.. I was really looking forward to the Big Game in august....


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Old July 20th, 2006, 05:47 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old July 20th, 2006, 05:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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yea that sucks hope everything gets better
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Old July 20th, 2006, 05:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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C'mon Dean, get creative. There's plenty of young naive boys that you could still limbs from at PBF!
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Old July 20th, 2006, 05:51 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I would've crushed the kittie.
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I would've crushed the kittie.
Awwww. Don't hurt the kitty.
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Old July 20th, 2006, 06:53 PM   #7 (permalink)
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you're Medic. with all your know-how, you'll be ready by august.
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that had to suck...that kitty owes u bigtime now.
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Old July 20th, 2006, 06:59 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that had to suck...that kitty owes u bigtime now.
shoulda just landed on the kitty, masturbation would have killed it soon enough anyways.
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welcome to the injured club!

i hope you dont have the same love for animals when you're driving a car!
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Old July 20th, 2006, 07:05 PM   #11 (permalink)
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for the story

:tdown: for the cat
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Old July 20th, 2006, 07:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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like the one japanese guy who swirved to miss the kitty and hit 15 students?
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Old July 20th, 2006, 07:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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So do you have a splint instead of a cast or something?
How did it feel?

I broke my rugby teamates leg in a ruck. And it was down in north carolina and I'm in jersey..and he had to drive back like 8 hours with his leg propped up in the back.
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So... When you pulled up to the hospital, did they know you? And if so, were they laughing their asses off?
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Ouch, feel better Dean.
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Old July 20th, 2006, 08:13 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Sorry to hear that! First thing you should do when you get off the splint/cast is kick that cat. Show it you mean business. Then it'll think twice about breaking your leg again.

Your cat broke your leg..
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That sucks. Its not that bad when you know the ambulance people that are taking care of you. Anyway, good thing you didnt go unconscious, or the ambulance people would have checked if you were an organ donor and "let you go".
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So I am chillin and taking a nap before work. I am sleeping in the top bunk of my son's bunk bed (it was the only open bed at the time)... Well the phone rings and thinking that I am 18 again, I vault off the bed to go answer the phone. Everything is going according to plan when I look down at my anticipated landing spot and I see the $(*&)(*&^^%@^%#&$^%!# cat laying there completely unawares that I am about to crush it to a pulp. Not even thinking, I do a mid air two step in order to land away from the cat -- fortunate for the cat, but not fortunate for me. I forgot the laws of physics and load bearing on axial shafts for just a minute and my lapse otherwise distracted me from the impossible landing position I was attempting.

With a sickening crunch I see my leg buckle like a chicken wing at a frat party (no I have no idea what that means either)...

so long story short... broken bones, ambulance ride, morphine, and I am off work for at least a week until the splint comes off, and then they will tell me when I can get back...

So.. if you want to donate my paypal addy is [email protected] ol!

Sucks too.. I was really looking forward to the Big Game in august....


not mine, but really close to what I did.

dude, come on, i played paintball with a broken leg
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Old July 20th, 2006, 08:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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So... When you pulled up to the hospital, did they know you? And if so, were they laughing their asses off?
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... good thing you didnt go unconscious, or the ambulance people would have checked if you were an organ donor and "let you go".
that by far is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time..



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Old July 20th, 2006, 08:54 PM   #20 (permalink)
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damn Dean....I woulda crushed the cat. Then again, I hate our ****ing cat! lol

Hope you're feeling better soon. At least you've got good pain pills to get ya through
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Old July 20th, 2006, 09:28 PM   #21 (permalink)
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damn Dean....I woulda crushed the cat. Then again, I hate our ****ing cat! lol

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haha that is freakin hilarious, im sorry dude but its funny. i wouldve landed on the cat...i hate cats. ha hope u get better soon man
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