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Old July 29th, 2006, 02:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Alright. Outside theres a raccoon stuck inside my trashcan and it aint gonna get out. Theres no lighting over there and I can't see ****

Im worried because I have cats outside.. I called the police department his advice was to go out there with a broom and knock it over. i went outside and was greeted by a few other of his friends. I call them back. Sorry, nothing we can do, just dont go outside. I explained I had pets outside. Nothing we can do, call animal control in the morning. If they can get in, they can get out..

What a dick. my dads no ****in help.. what should i do
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Old July 29th, 2006, 02:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Get a flashlight and the broom, go outside, be loud and 'scary' to get rid of the other raccoons, tip over the trash can, get inside, observe.

Remember, they're much more afraid of you than you are of them. Unless they're rabid, they won't try to mess with you. Of course, if they are rabid, you're screwed.

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Old July 29th, 2006, 02:55 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Exactly dude, if i knew theyd just run away and id be set then id have no fear

but rabies.. scary
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Old July 29th, 2006, 02:59 AM   #4 (permalink)
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and i dont got a flashlight or ****
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Old July 29th, 2006, 04:19 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old July 29th, 2006, 04:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I was thinking about using a bowling ball and knockin the cans over

or getting a hose and drowning it


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Old July 29th, 2006, 04:48 AM   #7 (permalink)
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mission accomplished. i built up some balls.. and ran up and knocked it over.. it was a little disoriented and ran towards me and i was like ****. but then it realized it was and ran the other way

whew
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Old July 29th, 2006, 10:00 AM   #8 (permalink)
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lmao, dude i just had the best mental image of u karate kicking a trash can and the running from a racoon
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Old July 29th, 2006, 10:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
 
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dude this is a paintball forum... just splat those ****ers
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Old July 29th, 2006, 10:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Alright. Outside theres a raccoon stuck inside my trashcan and it aint gonna get out. Theres no lighting over there and I can't see ****

Im worried because I have cats outside.. I called the police department his advice was to go out there with a broom and knock it over. i went outside and was greeted by a few other of his friends. I call them back. Sorry, nothing we can do, just dont go outside. I explained I had pets outside. Nothing we can do, call animal control in the morning. If they can get in, they can get out..

What a dick. my dads no ****in help.. what should i do
Wait... Is this a joke?

Seriously though... They are raccoons.
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Old July 29th, 2006, 11:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Last time I checked, raccoons don't eat cats, anyway. Your pets would have been ok.
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Old July 29th, 2006, 11:38 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Last time I checked, raccoons don't eat cats, anyway. Your pets would have been ok.

I bet they'd fight a cat though, and probably win.
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Old July 29th, 2006, 11:41 AM   #13 (permalink)
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dude this is a paintball forum... just splat those ****ers
And get paintball more bad publicity for paintball. " Man goes to jail for paintball related animal cruelty".
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Old July 29th, 2006, 11:42 AM   #14 (permalink)
 
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Wait... Is this a joke?

Seriously though... They are raccoons.
dude raccoons are vicious! they have huge claws and teeth and they have a short temper....dont wanna mess witht them

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Old July 29th, 2006, 12:01 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You guys are acting like a baby bunny was trapped in my trash can.

its a raccoon. they might not be vicious by nature. but they can be. especially when theyre freightend and stuck inside a trash can.

either way its over with thank god
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Old July 29th, 2006, 09:53 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old July 29th, 2006, 10:05 PM   #17 (permalink)
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You got a gun or somethin'? Well, that is if you want to kill it, which you might if it has rabies. Or D Smalls has a nifty thing about running them over. You could have thrown fire crackers at it. It's always fun to throw explosives at animals..
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Old July 29th, 2006, 10:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Get a hose and start filling that trash can.

Best case scenario, racoons know how to swim, and he climbs out safely with nobody getting bitten.
Worst case scenario, he drowns and you have to clean up a dead, wet animal
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Old July 30th, 2006, 10:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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And get paintball more bad publicity for paintball. " Man goes to jail for paintball related animal cruelty".
anyone get how this is animal cruelty? im pretty sure it would just be scaring off some racoons. some people worry too much. Now if he shot it a whole ton of times and let it in the road after repeatedly shooting it then maybe, but just to scare it off, no.

and you should have gotten creative with getting rid of it. Put the lid on the can and then moved it onto the neightbors doorstep and rang the doorbell
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Old July 30th, 2006, 10:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old July 31st, 2006, 02:55 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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I usually shoot them...

with my pb gun, damn animal rights....

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Old July 31st, 2006, 03:05 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Last time I checked, raccoons don't eat cats, anyway. Your pets would have been ok.

have killed some of my uncles coon dogs though..:nododgy:
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Old August 1st, 2006, 10:43 AM   #23 (permalink)
 
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just a warning if u get rabis like bit by something with rabis they have to stick a needle right through ur belly botton
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Old August 1st, 2006, 04:44 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The only obvious solution is Thermite. Duh.




Or maybe liquid nitrogen. Then you can freeze him and throw him against something and he'll shatter.
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Old August 1st, 2006, 07:42 PM   #25 (permalink)
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since we all have that laying around the house
i dont know about you but i have cases in the basement for times like this
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