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Old August 9th, 2006, 11:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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soooo grant,brad,seth,meg,sophie, and i are chillin in grant's basement after the fair cuz it sucked tonight cuz everyone's goin tomorrow. and we had the lights off and outta no where meg goes "wat the **** was that?!!!" we all just kinda looked at her like she was crazy. then about 5 min. later grant goes "holy **** dude!" so at this point we realized that something........was in the room with us.

so we all just kinda sat there lookin at his war room (small room with munitions, smg's, u know that kinda stuff) and this ****ing bat comes dive bombing out of the room and circles over our heads (mind u, its still dark outside of the tv). So we all got up, and seth ran over and hit the light switch....then we armed ourselves for battle..

the weapons were as follows

Me-claymore (like a brave heart sword) and a blanket
Seth-pot lid and broom handle
Brad-beach towel, 9ft bamboo pole
Grant-biking helmet,goggles, and baseball bat

so first we trapped it in this little room and we were like "ok, we gotta be cool so we can trap it" so we used the bamboo pole to push open the door, cuz it doesnt latch, and we waited. about a minute later it comes bolting out and what do all of us billy bad asses do? "O ****, MOTHA ****ER, COCK'N'BALLS!" somethin to that effect. and in my haste i just like tossed the blanket in the air while hittin the deck, well this caused the bat to run into the wall and was stunned momentarily and were like "is it dead.....?" (that was soon answered)...it wasnt so more "O ****, BALLS TIT!" screaming insued.

soooooooooo it eventually went into another room in his basement which was just a really big ****in square basically. and we took some pot shots with the bb gun and then it disappeared. just straight up disappeared aaaaaaaaand we dont know where it went.

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TL;DR: go **** urself it was fun, read it.


EDIT:left out the best part. wen it first came out of the war room grant was in the garage faster than ive ever seen that dude run. i didnt even hear him until he opened it to say "did ya get it?". hahaha we laughed our asses off.
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Old August 10th, 2006, 12:18 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Hahahahah. Sound's like a good time.
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Old August 10th, 2006, 12:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Probably only a bloodsucking bat?
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Old August 10th, 2006, 01:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old August 10th, 2006, 01:10 AM   #5 (permalink)
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It's still there, in some rafters, or in a dark corner... Watching... Waiting...
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Old August 10th, 2006, 01:43 AM   #7 (permalink)
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nice

i whish there was a bat in my bacement.............come to think about it no...no i dont
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Old August 10th, 2006, 01:46 AM   #8 (permalink)
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keep it as a pet. although bats are known to carry multiple diseases, so you might wanna wear reall thick gloves.

but dont' kil it. those thigns are bug eating machines!
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u missed the end part of the story it turns into a vampire and rips open alll of ur necks
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On the subject of bats:

A neighboor that lives across the street is an extreme animal lover, when her German Sheperd died she mourned it for like 9 months. Anyways she found a bat unconcious in her pool, so she fished him out, and then attempted to give the bat mouth to mouth. Apparently it woke up and bit her on the face, so they had to cut its head off and send it to get tested for rabies.

True story.
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ahaha did it have rabies?
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Old August 10th, 2006, 10:25 AM   #13 (permalink)
 
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No it didnt. But the ironic thing, she tried to save it and in the end had to kill it.
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weve got a bat that flies around our pool at night eating the mosquitos right infront of your face.
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On the subject of bats:

A neighboor that lives across the street is an extreme animal lover, when her German Sheperd died she mourned it for like 9 months. Anyways she found a bat unconcious in her pool, so she fished him out, and then attempted to give the bat mouth to mouth. Apparently it woke up and bit her on the face, so they had to cut its head off and send it to get tested for rabies.

True story.
who the **** gives a bat mouth to mouth
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