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Old August 24th, 2006, 05:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So, I'm going to ****ing kill someone.

Well, about 10 minutes ago, I got in my car to go check my mail.

The area where I live just has a bunch of speedbumps. For no reason at all. No one goes fast, and the roads are so ****ed up you can't even if you want to.

I just went over a speedbump the size of ****ing Wilt Chamberlain, and it ****ed my muffler up. So I had to drive a half mile with my muffler dragging on ****ing concrete, making the worst noise I've ever heard.

So pretty much, someone's getting ****ed up.
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Old August 24th, 2006, 06:00 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old August 24th, 2006, 06:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That kind of thing happends on my street at least twice a year. Always a pickup too.
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Old August 24th, 2006, 06:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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just go over with a big axe and break the concrete. **** the man.
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Old August 24th, 2006, 06:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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just go over with a big axe and break the concrete. **** the man.

I'm trying to think of a way to get rid of it without totally destroying the road. Anything would be better than a 7 foot tall peice of asphalt in the middle of the road though.
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Old August 24th, 2006, 06:15 PM   #6 (permalink)
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you drive to your mailbox??
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Old August 24th, 2006, 06:36 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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So you need like...two new exhaust hangers?
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Old August 24th, 2006, 06:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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you drive to your mailbox??
It's called a PO box.
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Old August 24th, 2006, 07:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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It's called a PO box.

No, it's a mailbox.

I live in a little place with everyone's mailbox in 1 place. It made it easier for the mail people.
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Old August 24th, 2006, 07:40 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Find someone with a old plow on their truck, and plow over it everytime it snows this winter. Maybe it might not work too well, but much less obvious then a jackhammer, or a bix axe for that matter.

Or, my dad parked our boat in the driveway and the gasoline expanded in the tank or something, or the tank contracted, i don't know, but the gasoline ate straight through the pavement. Maybe expensive, but it'll tear it down a bit.
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Old August 24th, 2006, 08:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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If you tell the city/whoever maintains the area about it they might pay for the damage or do something about it. If they don't, equalize.
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Old August 24th, 2006, 08:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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No, it's a mailbox.

I live in a little place with everyone's mailbox in 1 place. It made it easier for the mail people.
Ours is like that, too. Having to walk a half mile (both ways) just to get your mail is annoying.
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Old August 24th, 2006, 09:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Wait till it snows. The plows will take them off and leave a hole in the road that's probably just as bad.
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Old August 24th, 2006, 10:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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i dont really understand how you would fix concrete with an axe....
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Old August 24th, 2006, 10:54 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old August 24th, 2006, 11:01 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'm trying to think of a way to get rid of it without totally destroying the road. Anything would be better than a 7 foot tall peice of asphalt in the middle of the road though.
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Old August 25th, 2006, 12:37 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Old August 25th, 2006, 01:03 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old August 25th, 2006, 01:15 AM   #20 (permalink)
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looks like it's time to introduce the speed bump to Mr. Trinitrotoluene

but that suck, You break your muffler on your way to get junk mail and bills.
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Old August 25th, 2006, 08:43 AM   #21 (permalink)
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I got a water bill, an NFL shop magazine, and some letter asking for money for homeless kids.
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Old August 25th, 2006, 09:28 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I got a water bill, an NFL shop magazine, and some letter asking for money for homeless kids.

well, the homeless kids need a home, and you need an exhaust...whats more moral?
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Old August 25th, 2006, 03:10 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old August 25th, 2006, 05:13 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old August 25th, 2006, 05:25 PM   #25 (permalink)
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So re-hang your exhaust? What's the big deal. Drive slower.
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