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Old September 17th, 2006, 02:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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thread full of sex, killing, the mafia, scandal, and angry parents... read or die

well, as most of you have not noticed (cept for... well just mike) ive been gone for a while. and i have a story...



me and my girl have been going for... well about 9 months now, and we were "intimate" for quite some time of that. and somehow, someway her dad found out. and i get an extremely angry phone call of which if i told you it all there would be many of asterics. but some of the things he said like "do you have any idea what ****ing family i belong to?", "call and tell your parents your going to be in the hospital for a long time, and tell them why", "im gonna kill you you litte son of a *****", "do you think i care about going to jail over beating your ass you little ****er?". now after i tell you what he said, he is int he mafia. my girlfriend has told me this before, and i believed her to a point but not all the way until recently. she later told me he was walking out of his house, calling someone and loading his magnum. yay. and oh was i scared ****less. luckily enough, i was at a friends house that night so i didnt get a little meeting from him. unluckily enough, he called my parents and they came and got me. and if your wondering why they were so so upset, its because they are christian, i am christian, and ive got to a christian school my whole life. she, as well, was raised christian...


anyways, he seemed to cool off a little bit but i was not allowed to talk to her, see her, go anywhere or do anything. i was in complete lockdown and so was she. yet, weve still been talking and we are still great. and now everything seems to be winding down and it seems like im back to pbf...
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Old September 17th, 2006, 02:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh yea, and what happened when i was gone? just same-o same-o?
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Old September 17th, 2006, 02:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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oh yea, and what happened when i was gone? just same-o same-o?
i guess...


sucks for both of you, and I woulda been scared ****less too.
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Old September 17th, 2006, 02:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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the first impression of this thread is higher than the internals. i am left empty handed. it doesn't deliver like it sais it will.
i call shenanigans.


^^thats beat anyway. just tell him (to piss him off) "i've been poking your skanky daughter forever, and there's nothin you or your magnum can do about it!"

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Old September 17th, 2006, 02:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old September 17th, 2006, 02:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old September 17th, 2006, 02:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Old September 17th, 2006, 06:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old September 17th, 2006, 06:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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you should have said 'she was great in bed, i wonder how good your wife must be with all that experience!'
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Old September 17th, 2006, 06:52 PM   #12 (permalink)
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you should have said 'she was great in bed, i wonder how good your wife must be with all that experience!'

bahahahahahah......


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Old September 17th, 2006, 08:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old September 17th, 2006, 09:08 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I have a 2nd cousin in the mafia. Im very itailian btw. But he is in jail for fraud at the moment.

But **** with the mafia your dead.
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Old September 17th, 2006, 09:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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how old are you? cuase if you're over 18, how the hell are you on lock down from your parents? i guess you have different views than us, but we are catholic and when i started dating when i was 14-15, my mom just said "always use a rubber"
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Old September 17th, 2006, 11:04 PM   #18 (permalink)
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If you knew or know someone that really is in the mafia you wouldn't be sayin you did.
AWWW SKEET SKEET!?

But seriously. I don't understand the fascination with knowing someone in the mafia... I personally wouldn't feel safe.
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Old September 17th, 2006, 11:14 PM   #19 (permalink)
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the title was for kicks.


im 15 btw, and i dont feel safe. at ****ing all.
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Old September 18th, 2006, 02:00 PM   #23 (permalink)
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So, intimate huh? What, were you guys holding hands?
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Old September 18th, 2006, 02:21 PM   #24 (permalink)
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It's to make them feel cool, and as if someone will actually respect them. I know for a fact if you do tell someone they won't believe you until you prove it, then they are scared to talk to you.
Mom's maiden name = Ranieri
My uncle (her brother) = Albert B. Ranieri, Jr. (my deceased grandfather's son)
My cousin = Albert M. Ranieri

Albert M. Ranieri will sit in jail for the next 30 years for pulling off the largest armored car heist in U.S. history ($10.8 million), which occured here in Rochester back in 1990. He got away with it for over 10 years. He's also admitted to dealing cocaine, and also murdering a local club owner in May of 2000.

He had so much money that he actually burned large amounts of it because he was afraid of getting caught with it.

He also refused to admit who he was with during the heist and murder. You know, my other uncle does have an awfully large house for being a painter...He's also got a 1999 Corvette, an inground pool, a pool table, movie theatre in the basement...

By the way, I was with my cousin Albert (as well as other aunts, uncles, cousins, etc.) for New Years Eve 1999/2000 at a ski lodge. This was only 5 months before he murdered Vaccaro.

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