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Old September 19th, 2006, 10:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Chinese man hates his transplanted pecker

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Surgeons at Guangzhou General Hospital said it took 15 hours of microsurgery on the unidentified 44-year-old man to attach the 4-inch organ donated by the family of a younger brain-dead patient.

In their report due to appear in next month's journal European Urology, the doctors said after 10 days, the man, who had been injured in an accident, was able to urinate normally, but he was unhappy with the operation.

"Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off," said Dr. Weilie Hu.

It was not known if the man would have been able to have sex, The Guardian reported.

Doctors have been successful at time in reconnecting a man's own severed organ but this was the first apparent success at using a second-party penis, the newspaper said.
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hahahahah....4"..
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Old September 19th, 2006, 10:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahahah....4"..
But it doesn't mention flaccid or erect.

, but not rly
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Old September 19th, 2006, 11:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i stopped at 4".... hahaha...
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Old September 20th, 2006, 12:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey man, its China, everything's smaller there.
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i guess... he probably didnt want it to look unproportional compared to his legs...
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Old September 20th, 2006, 01:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Of course! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get American penis? (I was on the waiting list when I immigrated)

Besides, I don't think this guy really had a choice in the penis he'd be getting.

I wonder if its possible to do a vag transplant...
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Old September 20th, 2006, 01:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You all know you have 3" dicks anyway so don't act like it's that outrageous
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Old September 20th, 2006, 05:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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You all know you have 3" dicks anyway so don't act like it's that outrageous
I don't.
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Old September 20th, 2006, 07:59 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Dude...That's gay.


Seriousley though..surely it's 4" Flaccid... which isn't bad....RIght? RIGHT!?!?
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Seriousley though..surely it's 4" Flaccid... which isn't bad....RIght? RIGHT!?!?

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....Oh yeh... All day.
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wow. i wonder what kind of accident he got in that took his penis? he was sticking it where it doesnt belong.
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wow. i wonder what kind of accident he got in that took his penis? he was sticking it where it doesnt belong.
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werd he better learn to ike that one or live without that *****.. i think i could deal with it
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No. You're wrong.

Mine's 2"

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Haha.

Jesus christ that was funny.
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.

He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."


Something got lost in translation when that asian guy heard the joke.......



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