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Old September 30th, 2006, 09:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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fresh out of the slammer...

so tl;dr right away. i went to jail for 2 days. i got out with my butthole still intact. the end.
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Old September 30th, 2006, 09:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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aaaaand how did u manage to get in there?
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Old September 30th, 2006, 09:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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how bout your throat?
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Old September 30th, 2006, 09:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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your butt hole would not be intact if you were in my cell sweety pie
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Old September 30th, 2006, 09:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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your butt hole would not be intact if you were in my cell sweety pie
haha that made me chuckle
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Old September 30th, 2006, 09:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Shens. Ha, I said it first. Really though, how did you wind up in jail?
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Old September 30th, 2006, 09:18 PM   #7 (permalink)
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details. now. lol
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Old September 30th, 2006, 09:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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tl;dr drinking at country dance hall with friends. drunk army guys harassing my chick friends [i'm ex army]. i end up in jail.
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Old September 30th, 2006, 09:57 PM   #9 (permalink)
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i got out with my butthole still intact. the end.
Asserted your position as the alpha huh?
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Old September 30th, 2006, 10:08 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old September 30th, 2006, 11:19 PM   #11 (permalink)
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is that like rape or be raped? i engaged in neither activity.
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Old September 30th, 2006, 11:46 PM   #12 (permalink)
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shouldnt your butthole still be lose from the army? so it owuldnt matter what happend in the jail
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Old September 30th, 2006, 11:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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shouldnt your butthole still be lose from the army? so it owuldnt matter what happend in the jail
That's navy...

PS. Sorry Smitty.
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Old September 30th, 2006, 11:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old September 30th, 2006, 11:55 PM   #15 (permalink)
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you went to jail not prison, prison is where you get raped
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Old October 1st, 2006, 12:28 AM   #16 (permalink)
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what kind of corrupt things did you witness?
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Old October 1st, 2006, 12:32 AM   #17 (permalink)
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what the hell do you think hes gonna see? prolly all the usual:

beheadings,rapes,murders,gang fights,tea partys,drugs.


"what kind of corrupt things did you witness?"...what a dumbass question!
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Old October 1st, 2006, 12:50 AM   #18 (permalink)
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sorry im not sure where you were going with that..
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Old October 1st, 2006, 12:51 AM   #19 (permalink)
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just sarcasm, im not quite sure where i was going either
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Old October 1st, 2006, 12:51 AM   #20 (permalink)
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i actually witnesse some ****ed up stuff tonight.

how this sound? there was a party, and last night a kid who a bunch of seniors kicked his ass went back tonight and tried to kick his ass at some elementary school, and the cops showed up. arrested people, and gave EVERY KID at the party a ticket, and a court summons. they were going insane with tickets cause apparently they have to meet some quota by tomorrow..
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Old October 1st, 2006, 12:54 AM   #21 (permalink)
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what grade was the kid who the seniors kicked the ass?bad wording but i think u get the question
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Old October 1st, 2006, 03:00 AM   #22 (permalink)
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No angry men yelling at you "Your **** on my dick or your blood on my knife" ?
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Old October 1st, 2006, 06:39 AM   #23 (permalink)
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did you build a secret tunnel to escape and then fool everyone by covering the hole of the tunnel up with a poster?
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