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Old October 28th, 2006, 10:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Freaky Thing Happened to Me Today

THIS IS NOT A HALLOWEEN STORY, THE OCCURENCES IN THIS THREAD ARE TRUE. THE TIMING OF THIS AND HALLOWEEN ARE STRICTLY COUINCIDENTAL.

So tonight, being grounded and having no access to car, I decided to take a nice leisurley stroll through my neighborhood... At the edge of my neighborhood we have some woods that soround small lake, which is a prime spot for smoking pot (no pun intended). Allthough I don't smoke, I figured i'd go see what the stoners were up to... As I make my way through the woods, I notice nobody is around, so I get to the lake and have a seat. I'm sitting there chilling and looking at the trees around the lake, and I kinda just pass out.

So I wake up and i'm really cold... because the hoody I was wearing when I went to sleep is gone... So I get up and i'm kinda like, "wtf wasn't I wearing a hoodie?" And start going through the woods towards my neighborhood. As I'm walking, the everyday noises of the woods are amplified to a creapy level, probably because i'm so freaked out about my hoodie being gone.

So I get to the end of the woods and walk from them about 15 feet when I hear a noise behind me... I see a thing the size of a monkey dodge into the woods and run away. So I'm standing there, still gazing into the woods, when I hear a shreak behind me... It sounded like a mechanical bird chirping or something.

So I run home, I don't even care about the hoodie anymore, I'm just freaked and wanna get home... But, I turn onto my street... and my hoodie is nicley folded on the fire hydrant infront of my house...

And i'm kinda freaked out.....
note: I was not under the influence of alcohol or drugs durring the 72 minutes this took place.

I left my house at 6:33, and returned at 7:45
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Old October 28th, 2006, 10:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That's awesome. But it was probably just some stoners messing with you. Or one of your friends or sibling. Whoever was knows who you are / where you live.

And you have a lake surrounded by woods thats fun to hang out at? that would be fly as hell.
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Old October 28th, 2006, 10:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old October 28th, 2006, 10:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old October 28th, 2006, 10:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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it was me

you fell for it
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Old October 28th, 2006, 10:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Seeing as you passed out in the woods, you probably got butt raped
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Old October 28th, 2006, 10:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Seeing as you passed out in the woods, you probably got butt raped
Yeh, were you sore at all? Did you have any money or walletes. Were you possibly stabbed in the neck with a needle? got robbed and that stuff.
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like i said, it was me. and no he wasnt butt raped.. i played catcher
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Old October 28th, 2006, 10:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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mmm big monkeys that sound like mechanical birds..
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Yeh, were you sore at all? Did you have any money or walletes. Were you possibly stabbed in the neck with a needle? got robbed and that stuff.
I had my cellphone and my keys on me, and my wallet was in my hoodie... it was still in there, with all my money and crap, when I found it on the fire hydrant

my neck and back were sore when I woke up, though
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like i said, it was me. and no he wasnt butt raped.. i played catcher
Spud. Did you get KO'ed this weekend?

I'm just wondering if you're alright. I'm worried man.
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mmm big monkeys that sound like mechanical birds..
Possibly the things off of... the Village?
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I had my cellphone and my keys on me, and my wallet was in my hoodie... it was still in there, with all my money and crap, when I found it on the fire hydrant

my neck and back were sore when I woke up, though

I think Spud pulled his dick out and had a little Boxing practice on your backside.
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You probably got buttsecksd.

But they had to take your hoodie off to get a good grip.
And didn't want your money only your sweet virgin asshole.

Was probably your brother.
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So Spud, you played baseball?

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Old October 28th, 2006, 11:31 PM   #16 (permalink)
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you were probably attacked by the 3 fingered pool mutants of death. they usually live in south carolina in the woods near lakes..
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you were probably attacked by the 3 fingered pool mutants of death. they usually live in south carolina in the woods near lakes..
That kid is a total asshole for putting his fingers up like that.
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That kid is a total asshole for putting his fingers up like that.
I'm just as big an asshole from posting that picture lol
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Well that makes sense.

I doubt 3 fingered kids can grip skin if theres a hoodie over it.
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Old October 28th, 2006, 11:44 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Dude I tottally just got the 3 finger thing.
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Old October 29th, 2006, 02:49 PM   #21 (permalink)
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WHY HASN'T ANYONE ASKED THIS

how do you just kinda pass out
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Old October 29th, 2006, 02:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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WHY HASN'T ANYONE ASKED THIS

how do you just kinda pass out
Maybe he was tired?

Just going out on a limb there...
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you spelled creepy wrong.

all i can think of is tranquillizer dart? idk crazy
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WHY HASN'T ANYONE ASKED THIS

how do you just kinda pass out
If you sit somewhere long enough you start to doze off, especially when it's getting dark and you are near something relaxing... Like a lake.
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Old October 29th, 2006, 04:11 PM   #25 (permalink)
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If you sit somewhere long enough you start to doze off, especially when it's getting dark and you are near something relaxing... Like a lake.
okay i guess, butttttt i think you got butt raped nonetheless no pun intended
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