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Old November 9th, 2006, 10:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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the funniest email my school has ever sent me

i know my campus, someone posted a random piece of paper for a quick laugh, and since they did 35,000 students got an email,

"Engineering Community,

When I came in this morning there was a sign posted on Room D-123 warning that there is a raccoon in the building .

Although I have not seen a raccoon I thought it would be prudent to warn the entire community that there may be a raccoon present and one should exercise extreme caution if the raccoon is encountered.

I have called Facilities and Maintenance Services (Animal Control) and asked them to address this problem.

John Petrowski
Mechanical Aerospace Engineering
Rutgers The State University of New Jersey"
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Old November 9th, 2006, 10:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Damn you got crazy raccoons running around? crazy
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Old November 9th, 2006, 10:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i wonder how a raccoon got into the building?
if you find it you have to take pictures!
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Old November 9th, 2006, 10:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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ROFL i just realized i have a class in this exact building tomorrow at noon.

i'll take pics of any signs, and hopefully a raccoon
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Old November 9th, 2006, 11:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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... If I weren't so lazy I would go take a pic of the bandit bastard that's probably tipping over my trash can as I type this.
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Old November 9th, 2006, 11:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old November 9th, 2006, 11:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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Old November 9th, 2006, 11:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Haha, that's classic.

Another reason to look forward to College. :P
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Old November 9th, 2006, 11:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What's so funny about a raccoon?
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Old November 9th, 2006, 11:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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What's so funny about a raccoon?
It's funny how an e-mail got sent out to 35,000 students about a loose racoon.

Do you not have a sense of humor? Even a mild one?
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Old November 10th, 2006, 07:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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DANGER!!!!!

rofl! i should use that picture to make a "wanted: dead or alive" sign and put it all around the building
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he'll go for the tender spots with his angry red pinchers! *gasp*

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Old November 10th, 2006, 09:39 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Hahaha, that's great...I wish exciting things would happen around here. Other than the 50 million squirrels we have. Would you get like..a reward if you caught it?
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Old November 10th, 2006, 09:58 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Hahaha, that's great...I wish exciting things would happen around here. Other than the 50 million squirrels we have. Would you get like..a reward if you caught it?
you have squirrels too? i think every college campus has that problem.
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Old November 10th, 2006, 12:35 PM   #20 (permalink)
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you have squirrels too? i think every college campus has that problem.
Billions, it seems.

I can't walk to class without seeing like...20 different ones...it's insane...and they throw acorns at you form the trees...
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What's so funny about a raccoon?
Says the guy with the SOAD obsession.
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Old November 10th, 2006, 01:23 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Is it just this area, or are squirrels committing mass suicide this year? I see them jumping in front of cars whenever I'm driving.
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Old November 10th, 2006, 08:28 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Well...squirrels are dumb. They'll run across the street in front of a car, and then manage to run BACK on the street and get run over.

My last year of middle school, we lost power because a squirrel fried himself on the electrical wires.
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Old November 10th, 2006, 10:50 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Yeah, my mom has already hit a few. Oh how I remember a couple weeks ago, on my way to church, it just jumped out! "Look out!" I yelled. But it was too late. ... I like NYY's picture with the raccoon. That was funny.
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My cousin hit at deer at like 3 in the morning a few months ago,it was pretty crazy.
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