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Old November 12th, 2006, 12:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i do believe im screwed

so im going to meet up with the girl i actually like in a few hours and i have a huge hickey on my neck from another girl. any suggestions???


o, the girl i like was at the party right before this happened. she left and wouldnt answer my calls. i think im screwed
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Old November 12th, 2006, 12:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Blow her up.

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Old November 12th, 2006, 12:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hmmm, that could work actually. she knows i didnt play last night and probably knows i didnt play today. meh, it might work
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Old November 12th, 2006, 12:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you have to know a girl with some good makeup experience..
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Old November 12th, 2006, 12:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Old November 12th, 2006, 12:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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thats what I was about to say, make-up... go steal some of your mom's foundation
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Old November 12th, 2006, 12:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ok, ill drive 4 hours and burgle my mom's makeup. im just gonna stop by my friend vicky's place and have her do her makeup thing before i go see the baby gurl. just hope it doesnt rub off
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Old November 12th, 2006, 12:40 PM   #8 (permalink)
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If she asks just slap her and tell her to mind her own business.
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Old November 12th, 2006, 01:15 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol goodluck honesty is best policy haha jk yea lie ur ass off
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Old November 12th, 2006, 02:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm going with the popped collar route.
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Old November 12th, 2006, 02:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old November 12th, 2006, 02:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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stick a spoon in the freezer and when its thouroughly frozen hold the spoon on there for awhile... my girlfriend taught me this, it works quite well if done correctly
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Old November 12th, 2006, 02:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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stick a spoon in the freezer and when its thouroughly frozen hold the spoon on there for awhile... my girlfriend taught me this, it works quite well if done correctly
i can't tell whether he's sarcastic and it will make it much worse or if it is really worth trying
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Old November 12th, 2006, 03:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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thats what I was about to say, make-up... go steal some of your mom's foundation
green counteracts that red hickey really well. I have a friend who is an expert in covering up those things.
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Old November 12th, 2006, 03:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old November 12th, 2006, 04:08 PM   #16 (permalink)
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green counteracts that red hickey really well. I have a friend who is an expert in covering up those things.
i'm no expert, I just liked to pretend I was a transvestite when I was younger
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quick... go play paintball and get a few more "hickies" on your chest and stuff... then just say you got hit in the neck...



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Old November 12th, 2006, 04:21 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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quick... go play paintball and get a few more "hickies" on your chest and stuff... then just say you got hit in the neck...
good idea. Take video of some buddies shooting you point blank in the neck/chest
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Old November 12th, 2006, 04:23 PM   #19 (permalink)
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good idea. Take video of some buddies shooting you point blank in the neck/chest
do that then post the video.
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Old November 12th, 2006, 07:26 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i took this plan of action : blew her off and watched the browns game and had a few brews at B-dubs with my cleveland buddies. o well, i should probably call her, haha
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Old November 12th, 2006, 07:27 PM   #22 (permalink)
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hahahahah

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