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Old November 12th, 2006, 11:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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the Book of Job

I'm a bit leery about posting this. Being a christian and all makes me think i shouldn't find this as funny as I thought it was. But it's hilarious that somebody took a Bible story and put it in todays terms.

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Old November 12th, 2006, 11:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Heh, that was pretty good.
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Old November 13th, 2006, 05:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Excellent.
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Old November 13th, 2006, 03:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Not bad at all.

I laughed when the picture of God said to Satan, "Wanna **** with Job?"
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Old November 13th, 2006, 04:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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"and dealing with his ****head friends"

LOL, Good stuff.



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Old November 13th, 2006, 06:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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odd. interesting in its own way tho.
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Old November 13th, 2006, 07:58 PM   #7 (permalink)
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South Park had this story in it. Forget what episode though. I think its when Kyle loses fiath in god when he has the hemmheroid
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All alone, or in two's,
The ones who really love you
Walk up and down outside the wall.
Some hand in hand
And some gathered together in bands.
The bleeding hearts and artists
Make their stand.
And when they've given you their all
Some stagger and fall, after all it's not easy
Banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall.

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Old November 13th, 2006, 08:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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I loved it, anyone have links to nay of thier other written works?
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good stuff.
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I dunno. Try googling their name.
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Old November 14th, 2006, 02:29 PM   #11 (permalink)
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can this so called book of jobs get me a new career? I'm getting tired of working at Target.
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Old November 14th, 2006, 02:37 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hardly. And i really hope you're kidding
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Old November 14th, 2006, 02:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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what? i really need a new job. target is gonna suck come black friday.
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what? i really need a new job. target is gonna suck come black friday.
JCPenney's going to suck more. I'm half convinced that Satan himself will buy 37 pairs of red socks at my register quad...
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Hey, will Target sell the new PS3? I was thinking of getting a job there just so I could grab a few and sell them before Christmas. If it's anything like the Xbox360 people are going to pay a lot of money on Ebay to get their hands on one.



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Hey, will Target sell the new PS3? I was thinking of getting a job there just so I could grab a few and sell them before Christmas. If it's anything like the Xbox360 people are going to pay a lot of money on Ebay to get their hands on one.

Most stores aren't selling the PS3s to employees.

However, Target will be selling them on Friday. Get your camping gear ready, because people will be there Wednesday. There are reports of people camped out 2 days ago in the bigger cities.

I'm probably going to try at my local walmart around midday Thursday. Call ahead to the store you're looking for. Most stores will have between 10-30. Some best buys are getting like 80-100 though.


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Old November 15th, 2006, 03:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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yes, target is selling the PS3...and no, they will not give early releases to the employees
yeah, you're gonna want to leave late tomorrow (thursday) and camp overnight. The first one in line gets a ticket for #1, second gets #2, and so on and so forth. If the target store has 30 PS3s, they give out 30 tickets. If for some reason they only have 25 PS3s and give out 30 tickets, ticket holders 26-30 get a gift card for the exact amount of the PS3's cost.

Ditto with the Wii, only Nintendo made more than 400,000 launch units...they made 4 mil in fact. so that shouldn't be too much of a problem.
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