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Old January 13th, 2007, 10:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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got kicked out of my first titty bar

first time I ever go in one.
first time I kicked out (underage)

They are alright.. the old guys in them are pervs.. the dancers seem depressed.. maybe cuz she was early in the night..

I'll be back.

I was really curious to see what the boner ettiquette in them is like.. but, I didnt end up getting one.. so I didnt need to wonder anymore.
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Old January 13th, 2007, 10:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Always hit on the waitresses, not the strippers.

I learned that from Tucker Max.
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Old January 13th, 2007, 10:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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lol I was laughing before I even read the thread. can't wait until I get my first titty bar experience. Why did you get kicked out persay?
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Old January 13th, 2007, 10:43 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I was supposed to go to one a few miles from home this summer, but the night my friend called me up I was a) broke b) sick(ish). He ended up going with this other dude we know, though, and ended up spending (I'm not exaggerating) $120 dollars. He got four lapdances. He's kind of a funny lookin' guy and has never had any attention from girls, so he was all about it. He still is.
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Old January 13th, 2007, 11:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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as someone who married (then later divorced) a dancer, I can say quite confidently, strip clubs are overrated. Whats the point of giving money to someone you cant even touch?








Congrats anyway...
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Old January 13th, 2007, 11:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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as someone who married (then later divorced) a dancer, I can say quite confidently, strip clubs are overrated. Whats the point of giving money to someone you cant even touch?



Congrats anyway...
they got zero dollars from me. (likely adding to the fact that I got kicked out)
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Old January 13th, 2007, 11:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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first time I kicked out (underage)
they found out I was underage
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Old January 13th, 2007, 11:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The ACT test I took at school for careers said I should be a dancer.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 12:29 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I'm goin to my first strip club on friday with a big group of guys that I work with (potentially even the guy that owns the place). it's all to celebrate someone's 21st birthday, so our table gets a special show. I'm trying to get a bussing shift this week tho so I can collect a bunch of 1's. Even if it doesn't turn out to be as sweet as it sounds, at least there will be memories made, lapdances had, and titties seen.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 12:34 AM   #10 (permalink)
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i'm 19 and still havent been to a tittie bar... lol it's okay though... i have my own girl that i can actually touch
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a bunch of the guys in my frat house are going to go to one soon for a brother hood event. Never been, kinda looking forward to it. Should be fun and hilarious.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 12:57 AM   #12 (permalink)
 
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Always hit on the waitresses, not the strippers.

I learned that from Tucker Max.
Well unlearn that, and learn this. A strip club is no place to hit on the girls. They get hit on 24/7, and no matter how good they treat, or if they spend extra time talking to you- they don't like you. They want the tip money.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 04:06 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Not to mention unlearn anything from Tucker Max, unless you like meaningless hook-ups with dirty sluts.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 04:08 AM   #14 (permalink)
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unless you like meaningless hook-ups with dirty sluts.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 07:52 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I went to a titty bar back home and yes, they are very overrated
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Old January 14th, 2007, 08:51 AM   #16 (permalink)
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yup there over rated unless ur not paying, gotta love it
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Old January 14th, 2007, 09:57 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I went with this friend of ours that will pay for all your ****.. he gives you smokes, buys you beers and food all the time. But we didnt stay long enough to get a VIP dance.. oh well.

They do seem overrated.. but I'd like to go again once its later in the night and the dancers get into it.
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i dont get it.. do you get a lap dance, pop a rager, then run to the bathroom and rub one out?
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Old January 14th, 2007, 10:23 AM   #19 (permalink)
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i dont get it.. do you get a lap dance, pop a rager, then run to the bathroom and rub one out?
If the door's closed and you pay them well enough, they'll rub it out for you. Usually the bouncers watch for rubbers.. not supposed to.. but im sure everyone does.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 06:16 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Always hit on the waitresses, not the strippers.

I learned that from Tucker Max.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 09:50 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Not to mention unlearn anything from Tucker Max, unless you like meaningless hook-ups with dirty sluts.
Being an asshole has its good parts, being able to be honest freely is one.

I should rephrase what I said. If you are going to a strip club in search of ***** then you should go for the cocktail waitresses and not the strippers.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 09:56 PM   #23 (permalink)
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rofl I just read "pop a rager" and lol'd.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 10:36 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Well the one I own kicks all of the others ass...its defineltnyl not over rated
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Old January 15th, 2007, 12:29 PM   #25 (permalink)
 
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And what ,perhaps, is it?
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