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Old February 2nd, 2007, 04:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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pretty sure my room mate just had a sex dream

Im up late finishing a paper and both my room mates are asleep in bed, but the one is making some seriously unnerving noises. Like some deep breathing, sloppy mouth noises.. and hes moving around a lot.. its really ****ing creepy the more I think about it
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Old February 2nd, 2007, 04:05 AM   #2 (permalink)
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There is only one solution: Film it and put it on YouTube.
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Old February 2nd, 2007, 08:18 AM   #3 (permalink)
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ok - here's what you do... take a bowl or warm water...

- insert regular prank process, but remove the bowl -

when he wakes up he'll remember the dream and think he had a 'wet' form...

then exclaim to him the unnerving noises you heard and ask what was going on...

i guess you'll just have to do this next time he dreams like that though...
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Old February 2nd, 2007, 02:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Haha, I was watching tv once with a friend and he fell asleep on me. I just left him there for a little bit but when I went to get up to leave and wake him up he had a ginormous boner and a smile on his face.
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Old February 2nd, 2007, 04:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
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^ so you did the right thing, and finished him off right?

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Old February 2nd, 2007, 04:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Haha, I was watching tv once with a friend and he fell asleep on me. I just left him there for a little bit but when I went to get up to leave and wake him up he had a ginormous boner and a smile on his face.
That's nothing to brag about. In fact, that's something that you don't even talk about.
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Old February 5th, 2007, 09:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That's nothing to brag about. In fact, that's something that you don't even talk about.
qft... i'd pretend nothing happened.

just walk away... dont turn your back though it'll chase you.
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And don't sit so close next time.
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Old February 5th, 2007, 11:33 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that's creepy as hell truth.
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