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Old November 11th, 2007, 10:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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- MARK - says:
sup *****
derek - says:
nodda. bout to jump out my window.. maybe break a leg and get an extension on my essay
- MARK - says:
wanna grab a beer after?
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Old November 11th, 2007, 10:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old November 11th, 2007, 10:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sounds like a good way to get an extension, but i dont think you have to jump out a window. Thats taking a risk somethign else might be damaged. Just get a friend to repeatedly hit your leg with a baseball bat.
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Old November 11th, 2007, 11:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Sounds like a good way to get an extension, but i dont think you have to jump out a window. Thats taking a risk somethign else might be damaged. Just get a friend to repeatedly hit your leg with a baseball bat.
Last year I cried while talking to the professor, got a 5 day extension.. still never ended up doing it though. sigh.
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You could man up and just write your paper.



Or you could run out in front of your professors car. Maybe you could get him to give you an A instead of just paying you off like normal people do.
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Old November 11th, 2007, 11:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You could man up and just write your paper.
I dunno, I think breaking your own leg is pretty manly.
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Old November 11th, 2007, 11:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old November 12th, 2007, 12:08 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Read trough the obituaries and find somebody who looks like they could be related to you or possibly be a close friend.

Attend their funeral long enough to get a program. Show it to your professor, mourn.

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