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Old March 31st, 2004, 01:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Comeback Game

Whoever has the best comeback wins it all ( A year's supply of free air)

There will be 3 judges, so post why u should be a judge and we can start this n00by game

Judges
1.Wgperson69
2.???????????
3.???????????


The competition will end April 20th, and then the judges will decide on a winner. Start posting now!

P.S. There will be a serious prize
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Old March 31st, 2004, 02:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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well ya lost me. Who/What starts it? and all we have to do is give a "your mom" type comeback or something similar just not as simple?
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Old March 31st, 2004, 03:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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yea, anything u want, anybody can post a comeback, then a couple people jus say they wanna be a judge, and if theyre choosen, then they just view peoples combacks, and at the end they all choose the best one
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Old March 31st, 2004, 03:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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U cood try, but i dunno if girls lik touchin peeples mouth
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What? You like poopsehks? This game sucks.
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......if anybody finds this offensive please delete or i will..... i don't mean to offend any of you in here.......JUST TO BE MADE CLEAR!




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hahahah swat thats a good one
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Old April 3rd, 2004, 12:31 AM   #9 (permalink)
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thats pretty good but stupid people might not get it
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scenario - someone is saying they have played for so long in something and are the best thing since bread.

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your moms like macdonalds she should wear a sign that says 5 billion people served world wide.
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alright i jus have to say this joke b/c i love it.


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that 1 should win
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that joke was on a movie. what was it called?
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Old April 6th, 2004, 05:17 PM   #23 (permalink)
 
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i dunno what movie but i just remembered it so i i thought i could be nice and share


thanks though

i have a few more for you guys,may not be comebacks but they are kinda funny, old or not they are good i think.


1> My balls are marbelized.....wanna see?

2> If I show you my boomstick can I see your spyder?

3> Nitrous Oxide is like a hot chick with an STD....you want to hit it real bad but your affraid of the consequences.

4> your an @$$ Panda
5> Lavender Cowboy
6> Skidmark
7> Cracker
8> Your sister was great this morning
9> cum guzzling gutter slut


10> Your face reminds me of my last log i flushed down the toilet.

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Old April 6th, 2004, 06:50 PM   #24 (permalink)
 
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its not really a comeback buts its funny: clap clap clap im not clapping because it was good im clapping because its over.
ps: im gonna win
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Old April 6th, 2004, 08:15 PM   #25 (permalink)
 
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stop talken about my mom dum @$$ your parents are just 2 dads and a chemistry set. chew on that.

edit: shut up you ass clown
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