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Old April 9th, 2004, 12:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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worse place to drop a duce

well all week in florida my aunt was smoking these nasy menthol smokes and they gave me the sh1ts. and she was smoking on the way to the air port. well 2 hours into the flight i goto go yo. man i stunk up an airplane. i'm not talking like dropin a log i mean like splats.
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Old April 9th, 2004, 01:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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wow, just wow.
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Old April 9th, 2004, 01:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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absolutely disgusting
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We had a charter bus with a bathroom for ROTC and man did it smell... I wouldn't want to sit down in it if I was a chick either, rocky rocky...
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i feel ya, man, i feel ya. *remembers the 3rd grade*
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Old April 9th, 2004, 01:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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absolutely disgusting

hey man when you gota go, you gota go.
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Old April 9th, 2004, 01:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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what a great thread....
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the intelligence.....succumbs me....
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Old April 9th, 2004, 02:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Goddamnit man... I only have .5 IQ Left... Your thread sucked about 3 points out of me..
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Old April 9th, 2004, 03:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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worst place i can think of is the girlfreinds house, or even worse...her grandparents house, or when shes got family there or somethin.
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Old April 9th, 2004, 04:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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How did smoking menthol smokes give you the squirts?? God Im like Trx..I feel more stupid now then when I came in.
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Old April 9th, 2004, 06:16 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Well you think thats bad? I was walking around my school one night. I live right by it. But well I had to go. I just froze up and couldnt move. My friend was like "Whats wrong.". I was like I gotta crap. Then I was like get ready its happening! THen I dropped my pants and right on the grass I went. Only after I was done did I ask if any cameras were around.
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Old April 9th, 2004, 07:20 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
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i had the runs when i was at the Y. nothing like taking a crap in a room full of naked men.
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Old April 9th, 2004, 07:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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Thanks for that info
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Old April 10th, 2004, 02:25 AM   #15 (permalink)
 
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BEST THREAD EVER

just yesterday my friend went totally retarded and was sitting in the back of a truck parked in front of my house waiting to leave and he took a dump on a magazine....then whiped with the rest of it...wow...just wow.
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Old April 10th, 2004, 04:36 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I believe it is floating around in someone's sig, but paybacks on my neighbor for letting their dog crap in my yard... i crapped in their driveway

Also just recently i stopped up the toliet at work. I work in a hospital btw, you know.. they have those toliets that flush like they have a pressure washer backing them.. oh yea.. now that's talent.

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Old April 10th, 2004, 07:40 AM   #17 (permalink)
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haha i did that at my old work but it didnt clog in the toilet, it ended up clogging the main drain and flooding the whole store as all the drains in the floor started overflowing from the clogged up water.
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Old April 10th, 2004, 10:30 AM   #18 (permalink)
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hahaha, ah man.... what an awesome thread...

i was working one time.. in the heat.. had to go SO bad.. i had to ask the lady if i could go in and use her washroom... (i work for a landscaping company) and man.. i stunk it up huge.. poor lady.. she was hot too.

worst was on the way back form a class trip in grade 7.. hour long drive.. and ate so much ****.. i was dying.. i had a cold sweat the whole time.. and was pale as hell.. everyone was asking me if i was okay.. and every so often we'd hit a bump and id pinch one (fart not a turd...).. oh christ did it smell... finally i got to the school... i didnt make it..
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and every so often we'd hit a bump and id pinch one (fart not a turd...).. oh christ did it smell... finally i got to the school... i didnt make it..
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anyways, one time, I had to crap on a 2 hour long bus drive (not a charter bus either) so we had no bathroom...god that wasn't fun. :\
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Old April 10th, 2004, 11:32 AM   #20 (permalink)
 
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this happened twice, one is hawaii and one somewhere else. but its happened many other places, but not this bad.

well, i was in an ABC store in hawaii (hawaii's version of pic and save or biglots) and i had to take a crap so bad. there were no bathooms for like a mile, or at least very far. so we had just gotten there, and i was like, "can we go home now?" and my mom and my friends were like, "we just got here, we arent leaving for like another 30 minutes." so i paced back and forth around the store and outside. eventually, we left, but they felt that we had to stop at a dairy queen and target. so, end of story, i made it, but it took two hours, and i have and overgrown anus.

the next story sucked as well. im not going to tell it all. i was trick or treeting with some friends and i had to ****. i had no clue where we were and i didnt know where my friends house was. so i nearly broke into someones house to use their bathroom. i dint want to knock on the door, cuz it might have interrupted my bowel movements. but i made it home, like 2 hours later.
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Old April 10th, 2004, 03:30 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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1) away game for golf, i was in a minivan with 6 other guys, trying haaveing the shiznits for 30 minutes with and 6 other guys punching ur gut not fun

2) on a first date, (hasnt happened(knock on wood))

3)at a church like mine, its a one room church wit toilets in the back, and if u ahve a fart everyone hears

4)locker room at school, mainly b/c ours is a toilet right in the middle of the locker room, no walls or ne thing

5)i was on a hiking trip through the woods and i had to go so i get over behind a log do my DUTY, but no tp so i wipe my butt wit a leave and only l8r did i find out it was poison ivy
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Old April 10th, 2004, 05:02 PM   #22 (permalink)
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wow i have been thoroughly discusted by you all. lol
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Old April 18th, 2004, 08:52 AM   #23 (permalink)
 
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well we're all proud of your experience, and the rest of us have been through times like yours. in 1st grade i "filled" my pants, good times.
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Old April 18th, 2004, 10:50 AM   #24 (permalink)
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i havent had this happen, but i would hate to have to go during a hockey game, especially since i have all that goalie gear to take off

i remember when i used to play football i had to go in the beginning of practice, i held it in and told my coach my stomach hurt like a *****, so he made me sit out. For the whole 1 hour practice i was stinking up the sideline, and when i finally got home my underwear was...warm
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Old April 18th, 2004, 11:12 AM   #25 (permalink)
 
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Well ive never **** my pants like you guys but i know what you mean when you have to go in the worst possible place. My school for instance is a horrible place to go. Not cause its dirty but cause the bathroom is the ones without a door and they are in the main hallways. so if you got some nasty stuff to do EVERYONE will hear(echos) and then the whole hallway will stink. I took a nasty one on the way back from a feild trip. Thank god it was a charter bus but all the hot chicks sat right next to the damn toilet. Ive taken one in a public park cause i couldnt make it to my friends house. The worst place to have to go is in a car cause you cant go without pulling over and no one will pull over unless you say i gotta take a ****.
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