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Old April 26th, 2004, 06:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Today in school me and my friend got called to the office by some voice we never heard before over the intercomm. So we're walkin in there wondering what we got caught doing. (I do a lot of dumb ****) So we get put at this meeting table. Some crazy looking whore comes in there. She says some shenanigans about being the school councilor. I'd never seen her before. Anyway she asks me about a party I went to on Saturday. I'm like what the hell that was out of school why do you give a ****? She asks me if I got drunk at the party. I said no because I got drunk after the party. So she starts asking me if I ever get drunk, so I say I have before and she starts staring at me. She calls me and my friend "alcoholics" and she threatens to expell us and crap. She keeps asking who gave us the liquour. She threatens to call the cops and ****.

Well thats my story for today.
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Old April 26th, 2004, 06:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Old April 26th, 2004, 06:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old April 26th, 2004, 06:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old April 26th, 2004, 07:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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piss on her face. It worked for R. Kelly

you should have told her that if she didn't lay off you'd accuse her of child molestation and trying to sell you heroin.
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Old April 26th, 2004, 07:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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you should have told her that if she didn't lay off you'd accuse her of child molestation and trying to sell you heroin.
lol, that's the first thing i woulda done
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Old April 26th, 2004, 07:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah the i've never seen our school counciler.......Next time get a yakbak or a tape recorder and record all that that whore says.
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Old April 26th, 2004, 07:45 PM   #8 (permalink)
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my school has like 7 conselurs. yea. nice story...
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Old April 26th, 2004, 08:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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lol thats gay...i would have been like you aint my parents you didn't see me do **** so you go away....and then walk away...
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Old April 26th, 2004, 08:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Why did you tell her you got drunk before. You should have just said that drinking is against my religion and it is illegal. Or pleading the fif works too.
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Old April 26th, 2004, 08:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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yeah i would just say when she asks if u ever have been drunk ask her thte same question
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Old April 26th, 2004, 08:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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slap that ***** up!
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Old April 26th, 2004, 09:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
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stab the *****. lol jk maybe only threaten. why dont you ask her the same questions then call her alchoholic
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Old April 26th, 2004, 09:20 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I told her I was drunk like 3 years ago. Even though I am drunk like 3 outta 7 days a week.
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Old April 26th, 2004, 09:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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tell her to **** off. It's none of her business what you do on your own time.
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Old April 26th, 2004, 09:32 PM   #16 (permalink)
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piss on her face. It worked for R. Kelly

you should have told her that if she didn't lay off you'd accuse her of child molestation and trying to sell you heroin.

O man you dont know how badly i wanna sig that but it will b to big....DAMNIT



As for the story she cant do anything to you if it was after school. Just call her a stupid whore and thats that.
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...i wouldve been like what eva what eva i do what i want
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so many Chappelle/South Park references.
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Old April 26th, 2004, 10:02 PM   #19 (permalink)
 
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So why haven't you killed her/had sex yet?
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Old April 26th, 2004, 10:05 PM   #20 (permalink)
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planning on a kill, give me till thursday.
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Well when you do kill her, send me the leg muscle, i gotta finish up my doll and thats a hard part to get.
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Old April 26th, 2004, 10:13 PM   #22 (permalink)
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planning on a kill, give me till thursday.
You're gonna kill her thursday? Send me her body, I'm a necrosexual

And kingfiki, just do what I did with spud if you wanna quote someone, it takes less room. Or just quote half, to size it down just take out the [/qoute] and [qoute] stuff
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w00t w00t quotations on the spudmeista
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Old April 27th, 2004, 04:31 PM   #24 (permalink)
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necrosexual? thats just ****in great
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