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Old July 23rd, 2004, 08:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hilarious joke

My mom told me this when she got home from work today, I thought it was pretty funny.

A teacher in Texas asks her students, "Who in here likes George Bush more then John Kerry?" Everybody in the classroom exept for Johny raises their hand. The teacher asks Johny, "Why do you like John Kerry more the George Bush?" Johny replies, "My mom supports John Kerry and my dad supports John Kerry, so naturally I support John Kerry." The teacher then asks Johny, "Well, what if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron?" Johny replies, "Well, I would have to support George Bush."
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Old July 23rd, 2004, 08:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Pretty funny but it should be the other way around.
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Pretty funny but it should be the other way around.



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Old July 23rd, 2004, 08:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old July 23rd, 2004, 08:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I think both Kerry and Bush are morons. I like Bush's tax plan better though! Here's another political joke.

A man is walking down the street in D.C., when suddenly a robber jumps out, pushes a gun to his ribs, and says "Gimme you money!" Well the man gets all huffy and exclaims "You can't do this to me! I'm a U.S Congressman!" "Oh." the robber says, "then in that case, gimmie my money."
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Pretty funny but it should be the other way around.
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Old July 23rd, 2004, 10:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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you have to realize is the majority of the people here(and in PB generally..including me) are very much republican.
in other words take your pinko propoganda elsewere.
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I think both Kerry and Bush are morons. I like Bush's tax plan better though!
Kerry is a larger idiot though....

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Old July 23rd, 2004, 11:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I dont see how people can like bush. Pissing away the largest economy and taking money from the people who need it most just isnt right, going to war and putting us in the biggest budget deficit since the depression isn't kool. When Clinton was president we had a gigantic thriving economy. During Bush's we're in deficit, you can't argue with the facts, and those are the facts.
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Old July 24th, 2004, 09:19 AM   #10 (permalink)
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clinton set it up for bush, and 9/11 sped up the process. bush is doing fine, and the economy is setting different records now- rising faster than ever
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Old July 24th, 2004, 10:14 AM   #11 (permalink)
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NO, this is the REAL joke

A teacher went into class and asked the students, "who here is american" the students, wanting to be like there teacher, all put up their hands, but one child, lil' janie, didn't. "Janie, if your not american, what are you"
"I" Janie said" am a Proud Canadian"
"Well why are you canadian" the teacher asked
"well my mother is canadian and my father is canadian so that makes me canadian" the lil' girl answered
Well the teacher was getting a bit pissed now so she said
"what if your father was a moron and your mother was an idiot, than what would you be?"
the little girl smiled and said "Then i'd be an American"

Notice how I am Canadian???
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Old July 24th, 2004, 10:32 AM   #12 (permalink)
 
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HAAHAHAHA,.....................you're a idiot.
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Old July 24th, 2004, 10:38 AM   #13 (permalink)
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jokes dont change the FACT that at least we know what bush stands for, while kerry changes what he stands for every other week just to win votes.


oh by the way...not funny :tdown
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Old July 24th, 2004, 11:06 AM   #14 (permalink)
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that's what the joke originally is for us canadians, eh
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Old July 24th, 2004, 11:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
 
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that wasn't really funny though, bush is the idiot. (not trying to get into a politcal arguement)
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Old July 24th, 2004, 12:42 PM   #16 (permalink)
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jokes dont change the FACT that at least we know what bush stands for, while kerry changes what he stands for every other week just to win votes.
Speaking of propeganda.

I can't believe how weak-willed and moronic the American public really is. They hear something in a CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL, of all places, and immediately assume it's true.

I love it, though. If someone adheres to the democratic party line, they're a radical extremist. If someone dabbles in moderate views, they're a waffler.

It's a great political strategy, though. Because it's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. Naturally, the American right will embrace it without a second thought.
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Old July 24th, 2004, 12:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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you guys are so critical over a damn joke... holy crap
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Old July 24th, 2004, 12:47 PM   #18 (permalink)
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whoa! get under the desk before all the 14 year olds that think they have politics figured out get in here.
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you guys are so critical over a damn joke... holy crap
Werd, it's just a joke that I found ammusing.
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^pretty much. It was pretty cool until everyone came out and proclaimed, proudly, "I know you are, but what am I?"
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NO, this is the REAL joke

A teacher went into class and asked the students, "who here is american" the students, wanting to be like there teacher, all put up their hands, but one child, lil' janie, didn't. "Janie, if your not american, what are you"
"I" Janie said" am a Proud Canadian"
"Well why are you canadian" the teacher asked
"well my mother is canadian and my father is canadian so that makes me canadian" the lil' girl answered
Well the teacher was getting a bit pissed now so she said
"what if your father was a moron and your mother was an idiot, than what would you be?"
the little girl smiled and said "Then i'd be an American"

Notice how I am Canadian???
Hey....damn canadians booed our National Anthem.....bastards...

No, it's not a shot at all Canadians
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Old July 24th, 2004, 01:54 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Let's face it, no one knows what's really going on in politics, because everyone lies and you can't believe in anything. I wish that the parties were never formed. There should just be presidents with their freaken own ideals and beliefs. They all eventually don't have an opinion, just go by what get's them votes and by what their party's ethos are based upon. I mean would it be that hard to get a polititian (spelling?) that had his own views, didn't belong to some gay party, didn't lie, didn't have to ask his advisors before saying anything, and had a level head!? Obviously so because we haven't had a good candidate since Regean IMO.

And look how gay politics is it ignites a debate even over a harmless joke. Politics = satan = something I just dropped off in the toilet.
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Old July 24th, 2004, 02:37 PM   #23 (permalink)
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This is a damn JOKE forum for crying out loud. If you guys want to moan about politics, go somewhere else! Heres some aviation jokes.

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.

2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull
The stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way
back, then they get bigger again.

3. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

4. It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing
you were down here.

5. The ONLY time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.

6. The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep The pilot cool. When it
stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating.

7. When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided With the sky.

8. A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' Landing is one after which
they can use the plane again.

9. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.

10. You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.

11. The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle Of arrival. Large angle
of arrival, small probability of survival and vice versa.

12. In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going Hundreds of miles per hour and
the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose.

13. Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

14. It's always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible

15. Remember, gravity is not just a good idea. It's the law. And it's
Not subject to appeal.

16. Keep looking around. There's always something you've missed.

17. The three most useless things to a pilot are the altitude above you, runway behind you, and a
tenth of a second ago.

18. Helicopters can't fly; they're just so ugly the earth repels them.

19. Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to Five minutes earlier.

20. Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane
going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to
hide out in clouds.

21. Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the Number of take offs you've made.

22. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing. Unfortunately no one knows what they are.

23. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the
bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

24. If all you can see out of the window is ground that's going round And round and all you can
hear is commotion coming from the passenger compartment, things are not at all as they should be.

25. When in doubt, take AMTRAK. They may crash more, but they don't have to fall before they do!
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VC, lol love the sig... im an MSU fan myself, but you gotta love the uofm and osu rivalry... i was at the game last year
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Old July 24th, 2004, 02:58 PM   #25 (permalink)
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....i dont know whether to say those jokes were funny or stupid... o well, stupid
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