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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Feel free to post some of your best pickup lines.

So you play the harp...I thought all angels played the harp.(never tried but sounds good[to me])
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Those pants look very becoming of you. If I were on you I'd be cumming too.

If we were both squirrels would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

**** me *****!!!
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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I may not be fred Flintstone, but i can make your bed rock
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lets play army. ill lay down over there and you can blow the hell out of me.

can i put my hoo hoo in your ha ha?

we should play train. you sit on my face and ill choo chew chew



and the classic: nice shoes... wanna ****?
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:22 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Learned some STUPID ones at my friends Frat, but they're funny, so who cares... and somehow... they work occassionally.. girls are strange

1. Hey, let's play war... I'll lie on the floor and you'll blow the s*** outta me.

2. Do you want to have my children? [no] Ok then, can we just pratice

3. Wanna go out for pizza and a ****? [no] ah, what's the matter? don't like pizza?

4. Excuse me, do you wanna get it on or should I apologize?

5. **** me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?

The ALL time... WORST line.. that I've seen work TOO many times...

Nice Shoes, Wanna ****

THere are a million more, but I'm too lazy to write 'em all in. the asterisk thing gives me a headache... i'll just assume ya'll can fill 'em in with the context.
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Ha, now I look like a jock. There was only 1 reply when I started typin... nice selection spud.
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:24 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahaha spud those are great...

a serious one, stupid though, some one told me a bit back, i slapped them. "how much does a polar bear wiegh", "i duno", " enough to break the ice.. my names _____" when this girl told me that she thought thatd work.. i booted her.. a smile...
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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1. Hey, let's play war... I'll lie on the floor and you'll blow the s*** outta me.
Spud already said that one..

My friend went up to some grl and goes ..

You cant have a boyfriend.. And shes like why not? And he goes , Cause why the hell would a guy leave something as fine as you to walk around alone? Shes like he loves me, and he goes yeah right if you was my gf youd be with me all day. Blah something like that he got her number tho.
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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ive never used pick up lines.. i just start conversation.. mind you im never in a place thatd youd use em, like bar, club, party or whatever
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:33 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Spud already said that one.
I know he said that one. I wasn't kidding when I said there was only 1 reply when I started typing... he's faster on the keyboard I'm assuming.
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:34 PM   #11 (permalink)
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What do you say we go behind a rock and get alittle bolder.
Is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.

Ive got more but cant remember them. Mabey later.
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:35 PM   #12 (permalink)
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haha i just remembered something i did with some friends. We went to funspot (like the hugest arcade ever... hundreds of arcade records have been set there and all the top nerds of the world travel hours and hours to play the games there and set records. crazy weasel knows the place im talking about..

anyways, i dressed up in a robe, put on a huge gray fake beard, wore a arab mask, and put on a turbin. I looked about as arab as you can get. So i walked up to this chick there and im like *in arab accent* "Hello, it is my country's custom to have splendid sex with the most beautiful girl seen when walking into a room. Would you like to be that girl?"

she gave me some weird look and was like "what the hell?"

and i was like "NO! I have lost my honor with rejection. I must now regain my dignity in the form of blood and iron!. PRAISE ALLAH!!! DOWN WITH AMERICA!!!"

lol she looked really confused as i jumped up and ran away screaming
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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HAHAHA!!!! Good one Spud!
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Old July 26th, 2004, 03:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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haha i just remembered something i did with some friends. We went to funspot (like the hugest arcade ever... hundreds of arcade records have been set there and all the top nerds of the world travel hours and hours to play the games there and set records. crazy weasel knows the place im talking about..

anyways, i dressed up in a robe, put on a huge gray fake beard, wore a arab mask, and put on a turbin. I looked about as arab as you can get. So i walked up to this chick there and im like *in arab accent* "Hello, it is my country's custom to have splendid sex with the most beautiful girl seen when walking into a room. Would you like to be that girl?"

she gave me some weird look and was like "what the hell?"

and i was like "NO! I have lost my honor with rejection. I must now regain my dignity in the form of blood and iron!. PRAISE ALLAH!!! DOWN WITH AMERICA!!!"

lol she looked really confused as i jumped up and ran away screaming
lol spud you are god
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Old July 26th, 2004, 05:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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heres some from my stupid friend

"Do you ow me money"

"Have you seen my bike"

"did you knock over my beer"

and the classic "can i buy you a shot" girl responds sure takes the shot and walks away. BURNNNNDDDD
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Old July 26th, 2004, 06:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Do you work for the UPS? Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package back there.

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

Hey, you dropped something back there. Oh wait that was just my jaw.

If I were you I'd do me.

If you were to marry me, you'd definitely be one of my top 5 most beautiful wives.
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Old July 26th, 2004, 06:10 PM   #17 (permalink)
 
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ok scene: two girls are arguing bickering whatever and you come up " listen ladies, i really dont want to get in the middle of this...he he or do i?"

stolen from quagmire of family guy but still great. it went something like that.

EDIT: who needs apickup line anyways when you can just rape them??
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Old July 26th, 2004, 06:19 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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EDIT: who needs apickup line anyways when you can just rape them??


best pickup lines start with "listen, i know i was an asshole... but.."

...you're sister/mother/dog was looking really good that night.
...if I had known it wasn't you I wouldn't have done it.
... ... ...

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Old July 26th, 2004, 06:20 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Hey baby, the word of the day is legs. Wanna head back to your house and spread the word?
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"nice legs, what time do they open?" i love that i forget where i got it though.
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Old July 26th, 2004, 07:40 PM   #21 (permalink)
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you must work at subway, cause you just gave me a footlong (wink wink courtney )

"Did it hurt?" *did what hurt?* "Looking the mirror this morning" ohhhhhhh burned
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Old July 26th, 2004, 07:47 PM   #22 (permalink)
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If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and I together.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

My name is Milk, I'll do your body good.

Help the homeless, take me home with you.

ever tried those weird prickly condoms? (no joke, thats an actual pick up line!)

"Do I know you?" "no" "We'll I'd sure like to"
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hahaha try and picture what a girl would say to that condom one
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Old July 26th, 2004, 08:12 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Oh oh oh. I got more

Hey baby you into math? Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!

Lets skip the bull**** and just get naked.

I wanna put my thingy your thingy.

First I'd kiss you passionately on the lips, then I'd move up to your belly button.

Sex is a killer... Wanna die happy.

you've been a naughty girl, go to my room

I only have three months to live...

Wwwwowww.

Have you always been this cute or did you have to practice?
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Hmm, not sure if these have been said but....

"do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?"
"Those pants look good on you, they look better on my floor along with your thong"
"NIce dress, is it easy to get out of?"
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