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Old August 8th, 2004, 02:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Damn That Time Of The Month!!!

ok so i'm alittle intoxicated at the moment, but still DAMN IT! this girl who i mett tonight who is hot BTW we end up in a bathroom and she tell em she can't do any more cause its that time of the month! ok i'm done sorry about the rant...
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PS- i'm off to pass out now... NIGHT!!!
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Old August 8th, 2004, 02:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I typed about 10 posts when I was drunk earlier. Some people can't type. Damn.
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Old August 8th, 2004, 03:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I feel ya man. I was about to finger my girlfriend and she said that. So she gave me a handjob.

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Old August 8th, 2004, 03:04 AM   #4 (permalink)
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worst thing ever... go for the fingering and she says no its that time.... damn
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worst thing ever... go for the fingering and she says no its that time.... damn
Why? Unless you're planning on putting it to her then that's a good thing. Fingering sucks, you just sit there and finger, and finger some more. It's freakin' boring.
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Old August 8th, 2004, 03:59 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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yes.. its terribly boring.. i hate fingering girls.. its just so... boring...
yes... i like "..." as you can see...
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Old August 8th, 2004, 04:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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meh yes its boring but its somthing to do....
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Old August 8th, 2004, 04:31 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I practice walking in there.
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Old August 8th, 2004, 05:23 AM   #9 (permalink)
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lmao ^^ good way to fill time... Ill try it.
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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:30 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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Its even worse when you go to eat her out and she DOESNT tell you.....thank god she has the decency to tell me.

Kinda funny cuz exact same thing happened to me last night. Seems women synch up their "time of the month" eh?
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Old August 8th, 2004, 11:13 AM   #11 (permalink)
 
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lol i just woke up i don't even really remember much of last night i definitly don't remember making this post lol oh well good times to be had by all i suppose....
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Old August 8th, 2004, 11:21 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i'll have to give that a try next time. good call on that man.
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I like fingering, because it always leads to more..................... well sometimes......never
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Old August 8th, 2004, 12:42 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i dont understand, when your drunk you usually dont have any desire to go on your computer, let alone actually post on a message board.
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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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eh i just gotten home found my way downstairs and didn't feel like falling in my bed yet so i htought i'll check out the good ole PBF and somehow i made a post...
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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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you can never top dereks (d_smalls) drunk threads, they are the best

and you typed that fairly clean, i dont think you were THAT drunk. i got on a comp drunk and i could barely read anything, and not to mention type very well...
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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:17 PM   #17 (permalink)
 
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notice how he said a LITTLE intoxicated
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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:24 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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you can never top dereks (d_smalls) drunk threads, they are the best
haha that night was so funny.. i tried to find that thread the other day and it was deleted.. i was bummed..

usually i get home and im still a bit 'under the weather' so i go on my comp till im sober enough to sleep (no hang over that way it seems) and if i try hard enough i can type fine, but usually i get way to lazy and tired to try and just mash the key board.

lol one day ill just get drunk and stay on pbf the whole time.. thatll be the day that its comfirmed that im a loser and alcoholic.
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Derk... atleast in my eyes are are a cool alchoholic


ok..

but... atleast ur girl tells you. Would sorta suck to get all her cloths off, (or atlweast most of them,) then notice she's unusually red and drippy
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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:42 PM   #21 (permalink)
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i actaully coulda gone on pbf last weekend wasted.. i got drunk with friends here.. but heh, at that time pbf wasnt really on my mind..
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well my x/GF gets really wierd on her period. she broke up w/ me while she was on her period and the month befor that she was acting wierd as ****. damn it sucked
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Old August 8th, 2004, 09:15 PM   #23 (permalink)
 
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Gotta get her some of those pills. Those things work wonders. I don't know why so many s who need 'em don't take them... they always get so offended.
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and you typed that fairly clean, i dont think you were THAT drunk. i got on a comp drunk and i could barely read anything, and not to mention type very well...
see i figured you gusy wouldn't appreciate all drunken type so it took me a couple minutes to proof read it all i wasn't trashed but i wasn't sober but enjoy the thread guys
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Old August 8th, 2004, 11:22 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I have a really hard time believing that

Ive found the the time of the month is a good time to work on our bj skills. or maybe experiment with the backdoor. what ever shes into.
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