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Old August 8th, 2004, 07:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Things every man should own.

What are some things you guys believe every man should own?

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-Swiss Army knives-I've had these things since I was in kindergarden. They never lose their cool. I've had the same one for about 7 years.
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Old August 8th, 2004, 07:58 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't have a Swiss Army Knife.

But I'm not a man yet, so.....
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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:07 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Well. You know what I mean.
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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:20 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i keep losing my knives....

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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:28 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Errrhm i would have to vote for a ....tallywhacker. I wouldnt feel quite the same without it. had mine for about nearly 21 years now
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Old August 8th, 2004, 10:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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a 14in dildo.

a guy should have a **** collection of some sort. if you dont, you are probably ghey
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Old August 8th, 2004, 11:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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every guy needs a cigar. if you dont have a cigar you aint a man
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every guy needs a cigar. if you dont have a cigar you aint a man


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Old August 8th, 2004, 01:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old August 8th, 2004, 01:15 PM   #13 (permalink)
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ill lay it down for you all, a man needs at least 3 knives. one is a practicle pocket knife, mabe 2 blades, mabe a blade and some scissors or something, its small enough to have in your pocket without bothering you. then you need a "pocket knife" with a billion things on it, im talking about a swiss army knife with everything ranging from a toothpick, to a fold out double barreled sawed off shotgun. (im not kidding, they have a swiss army knife with one of em". then you need a big ol' sheath knife. has to have at least a 5' blade on it, preferably a military issue fighting knife. i suggest a kay-bar, i have at least 10 mil-issue knives, some survival, some fighting, some bayonett's and some diving knives. thier all pimp, and make me feel like a man.

then you need a gun, doesnt have to be a big 30-06 hunting rifle, just a little .22 so you can shoot at cants and glass bottles and such, thats allways fun.

you need to have 2 lighters. a zippo, and one of those pimp ass jet flame lighters. the zippo is for any ciggs/cigars/blunts you have, and the jet flame lighter is for smokin a bowl. its perfect for that becasue bic lighters and zippos, when lit upside down, tend to burn you, and then you might drop your pipe/bowl spillin all your precious, uhhh, oregano....

you need a large **** collection, its self explanetory

you also need to have lots of condoms or asssorted flavors and kinds. i dont care if your not using them yet, you NEED THEM. becasue i said so.

hhmm, you also need some big sweat pants, a big comfy sweatshirt, a pimp ass beani and some flipflops for those winter days that you jsut feel like being a lazy bum.

i also sugest having a lady friend that puts out, i dont care if its a girlfriend, friend with benefits, stranger, or a hooker. all guys need to get some

and to finnish it off, i think all guys need a fishing rod an reel, and plenty of tackle. i dont care if you dont fish, or cant fish, its just something thats very manly, so if you have a rodsnreel, you can be manly too.
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has to have at least a 5' blade on it, preferably a military issue fighting knife. i suggest a kay-bar,
It's kabar, not kay-bar. Just thought I'd point that out.

Umm, I'd say every guy needs a good pair of sneakers. Women have like 50 pairs of shoes for all occasions, where as a guy just needs one pair of sneakers for everything. If you get a pair that can be used for walking, playing, and driving while also serving as a dress shoe. Oh and of course it has to be comfortable. You get a sneaker like that and you are set for life.

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A few more things:

1. A grill
2. A fridge in your garage stocked full of domestically brewed beer
3. A freezer in your garage stocked full of Grade A beef
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yay for beef! i agree with the knives and lighters !!!
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A man also needs a complete set of tools. And by complete, I mean even stuff you'll never use, except maybe once when you get off your lazy butt and try to do something you know you should have a friend/pro do but you want to anyways. Like a cutting torch.
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some sort of homemade, potentially dangerous weapon. like a potato cannon.
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A few more things:

1. A grill
2. A fridge in your garage stocked full of domestically brewed beer
3. A freezer in your garage stocked full of Grade A beef
domestic beer sucks. it tastes like piss and is weak. every man needs a fridge stocked full w/ guiness stout and bass ale, w/ a few assorted german beers.

also, you need vast amounts of jager and red bull. the perfect combination for fun, and kidney failure!!!

another thing every guy needs is a dog. not a little POS *****y dog that is only fit for drop kicking, i am talking about a dobbie or a german shepard or something

everyguy needs a lil action on the side aswell. doesnt have to be a serious relationship, just someone u can go to to relieve your sexual urg and hang out to dry till the next time you are strickened w/ rigamortous (which, if you are really a man, will be 5 minutes later)
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every man needs a baseball bat
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as long as it has a nail threw it for pwning h-core, or it is filled w/ lead. dont get a pussy wooden bat, do u want to hospitalize them or kill them? think about that son, think about it
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