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Old August 9th, 2004, 01:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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So my mom just asked if she could buy pot from me!

HAha, i just got home from work and she goes. "Dennis, i have a personal question" i was like "uhhh ok"?

Can you get get good grass?

Me: i can get the best **** in town, itll knock you on your ass.
She asked the price. And sais, well i can get a quarter for 35. I tell her those are probably mids. You dont want mids, Ill get you the skunkiest dank you've smelled.

I proceed to ask what made her smoke again. I guess shes going to the linkin park Concert on the 18th, which im going to , too.

The lowdown im making her Toke with me, which is like a hughe dream come true cuz she always busted my balls about it.


Heh damn hippies, my mom's 37 going on to 18. This is a good day my friends
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Old August 9th, 2004, 01:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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OMG. seriously dude you have it made. i wish my parents werent so strict about it (*sigh* thats the trouble with being a republican toker i guess)
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Old August 9th, 2004, 01:55 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Well before the whole cop incident she was SUPER strict. When i got busted i took it in my own hands and took care of it, payed for my laywer and all. Ended up the case being dropped and me not having any charges. Afterwards the would always be like. so where ya going , smoke some weed? and shat like that just to bust my balls, but i guess she ended up getting wasted and smoking good stuff. She liked it and now asked me to get her some lol. I think life is starting to get more and more fun. HAHA
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Old August 9th, 2004, 02:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Weed is okay. (I'll always be a cigar man.)

Linkin Park sucks ass.

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Old August 9th, 2004, 02:05 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Im not a fan of em, my girl wants to go so im also going. I like the fact that my mom is getting younger rather than older heh.
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drugs are bad mkay
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Old August 9th, 2004, 02:09 PM   #7 (permalink)
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my friends mom smokes.... they dont smoke together, but yea, its weird
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Old August 9th, 2004, 02:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
 
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My argument, At least its not crack, hmmkay
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I used to hang out with this girl whose dad would give her weed for doing household chores. I'm not kidding. He's a big dealer. She's dumb though. She got all into cocaine, acid, and special k. Now she weighs like 90 pounds, and is worthless.
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Old August 9th, 2004, 02:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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Nothing but natural for me, Used to be a pretty decent pothead. But i didnt let it get in the way of my College or Social life.
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Old August 9th, 2004, 02:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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That's hilarious. "Mom, can I borrow a bag?"
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Old August 9th, 2004, 03:02 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
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Well, actually the other way around haha. She's the one who wants the bag. Im the one with quantities, *grin* i guess i could hook her up and not have to pay rent , eh? lol
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thats sad....................so so so sad
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I smoked with my grandmother once it was cool. I had the coolest grandma ever, RIP grandma!
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rip her off.
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Smitty, I'm curious (In more than one way). Do you shave or nair your sexy legs?
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No I wax, silly goose. Those ARE my wifes though. You wouldnt find my hairy stems theat appetizing.
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Or would I.....
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I would send you pics but I charge $0.25 per KB so it would be pretty expensive to view my sexy walking sticks.
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I'll pay for the highest quality you got. Like my Nasty Imp? Dirt Bike? Me?

So, what does it come out to and who should I write the check for?
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Just make your checks payable to "Smitty needs a DM4 foundation."
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I call shenanigans.
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I call shenanigans.
I second the call. Pics of you two smoking together or you suck.
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Old August 9th, 2004, 06:09 PM   #25 (permalink)
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You smoke pot with your mom. Man you're cool.
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