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Old August 9th, 2004, 05:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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actually the first time i did it was last night. and dont say "oh look hes finally hitting puburty" cuz i hit it when i was like 10. so shut up. but anyway i never really felt the need to do it. i have a good life and a good gf and some good friends but my life is goin crappy so i decided to do it so now im hooked. and also no one say "pics of shenagans" cuz thats just sick. so i just thought i would share this with you and i will prob get a lot of crap for it but wutever
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Old August 9th, 2004, 05:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Mine's bigger.
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I honestly didn't want to hear that.
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Old August 9th, 2004, 05:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2004, 06:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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Yeah, me neither. For both posts. That's really something that you should keep to yourself. Seriously. now watch this thread get full of posts anyway.
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Old August 9th, 2004, 06:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2004, 06:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I honestly didn't want to hear that.
then why didnt you read the title?
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But why would you talk to a forum about that? Isn't that something you keep locked up into your own closet? (Figure of speech)
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Old August 9th, 2004, 06:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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But why would you talk to a forum about that? Isn't that something you keep locked up into your own closet? (Figure of speech)
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Old August 9th, 2004, 06:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2004, 06:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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oh yea and does anyone kno if that like goes against some type of christian law or something? i didnt find it in the bible
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How would I know? I'm not christian. lol.
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Old August 9th, 2004, 06:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old August 9th, 2004, 06:06 PM   #16 (permalink)
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masturbation helps keep chastity, just in a pleasureable way, so why would it be wrong?
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Meh, the lounge is really in the dumps.
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You're pathetic. Grow some pubes and get a girlfriend.
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Me?
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No, not you. dudeus000
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Old August 9th, 2004, 06:15 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Well to tell you the truth man, we really didn't need to hear about how you messed around with your twig last night. Personally I'd rather visualize a girl instead of a guy having fun with himself...

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