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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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ohh noes!!!11!1one!

my gf dumped me, what ever should I do?
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kill your self.... how the **** would we know lol
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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my gf dumped me, what ever should I do?
Cut yourself, and then listen to yellowcard so you can get in touch with your inner self. Also start a blog and ***** about everything, that'll help.
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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how shall i end myself/cut myself?
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:43 PM   #6 (permalink)
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hmmm, maybe.
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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SHENNAGINS!!! We all know your ghey tom...

And for killing yourself....slit your wrists....but remember, go vertically, not horizantlly.
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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toaster? how would that work?
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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toaster? how would that work?
Screw that, piss on a high voltage fence.
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The best way to relieve my internal pain through bodily harm is scratching off all the skin off my arm with a spork, then you can simply cry in your room whilst listening to dashboard confession with a emo battle scar.
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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sweet, battle scars. i need a spork though.
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
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I'll gmail you one.
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:49 PM   #14 (permalink)
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call her fat and do her best friend
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:50 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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Her mother would work nicely as well.
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:50 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Screw that, piss on a high voltage fence.
Does that even work?
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:51 PM   #17 (permalink)
 
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If you were to keep a stream, yes it would, the electricity would go up the pee seeing as pee is conducted by water and shock your wee wee. Yes, I did just call it a wee wee.
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:52 PM   #18 (permalink)
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buy an assult riffle ( cause you can) and go on a pwning run be sure to hit your parents, pets, pussies, and your gf.
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lol i think that woul work good then kill your self
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:53 PM   #20 (permalink)
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what about goths? can i hit them too?
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ask Jordan (underdog) about the toaster ideal.
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:53 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:54 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old September 16th, 2004, 07:55 PM   #24 (permalink)
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the more you pwn with your assult rifle the better you will feel when you kill yourself
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