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Old October 24th, 2004, 01:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So while I'm at the dentist for 40 minutes...

So I get up at 8 30 after a great night with my friends involving all the necessitys to have fun. Lets just say we inhaled some good air... So I get up and watch PB2x at 9 o clock, we hang around and talk about last night while watching the lame show on after PB2X. But I gotta be at the dentist at 10:15, so I get ready and leave and I leave my friends at my house. I come back at 10 50 and I see my friends downstairs. Then I notice pink splatters on my wall. They were ****ing throwing my paint at eachother inside the house. I'm so ****ing pissed, I keep finding shells everywhere. I hate my friends so much, they keep taking advantage of me and leaving a mess everywhere. Then my one friend whos really rich and has a BMW 3 series convertable and a big house with all that fancy crap. When I put my feet on his table he just gets crazy and yells at me. I so much as touch his parents beamer and he starts threatening me. I close the door on his lexus and he says I slammed it and caused frame damage. Does he seriously think I have the strength to break a ton and a half car? God this pisses me off, they have no respect for me or my stuff and my parents always make me clean up after them. I don't think I'm gonna let him back at my house.
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Old October 24th, 2004, 02:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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seriously. kick their asses, key their beamers and get new friends who aren't retards
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Old October 24th, 2004, 04:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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You can always piss in there gas tank and tell them your using mellow yellow poket rocket fuel. God im tired.
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Old October 24th, 2004, 07:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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just do the same to them. trash their houses, and ***** at them when they do it to you.
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Old October 24th, 2004, 07:21 AM   #6 (permalink)
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i would just openly tell all of them that you dont want them to mess with you anymore because your sick of being their tool. if they dont listen, tell them never to come over again.
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Old October 24th, 2004, 07:55 AM   #7 (permalink)
 
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milk em for all they're worth. then dump em.
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Old October 24th, 2004, 09:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old October 24th, 2004, 09:42 AM   #10 (permalink)
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What the hell you have friends!?

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Old October 24th, 2004, 10:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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take a big **** on the windsheild of his beamer ples:
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Old October 24th, 2004, 10:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Sugar in the gas tank? Bologni on the hood? Shaving cream on the roof? Silly string it on a hot day.
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Old October 24th, 2004, 11:02 AM   #13 (permalink)
 
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My friend actually got on the hood of his neighbors Beamer and took a huge dump all over it...he took a leaf and smeared it everywere.

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Old October 24th, 2004, 11:11 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old October 24th, 2004, 01:28 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I close the door on his lexus and he says I slammed it and caused frame damage. Does he seriously think I have the strength to break a ton and a half car?
ha, if he thinks that, then one day really slam it and tell him to shutup or you'll whip his ass. should be no problem seeing you can already bend car frames and all..
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agreed. but if you get a couple of ppl to piss in his tank...
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Old October 24th, 2004, 01:56 PM   #18 (permalink)
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speaking of piss and cars.. this one ***** pissed me off.. so i pissed in a pop can then went and poured it all over her car.. that was like 3 years ago.. i was so cool
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right....But yeah piss in his gas tank and take a shat on his car.
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Old October 24th, 2004, 10:48 PM   #20 (permalink)
 
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wats the deal with pissing and shi ting on his car. hell if its the house they keep messin up i say shyt in his house! or piss all over the carpet! :
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Old October 24th, 2004, 10:57 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Paintball guns aren't used for shooting people outside of a match.

Thats what BB guns are for.

Power...SLAP. Tie them to your bed and invite all of us Kinky PBF'ers over and we'll scar them for life..err I mean... Eat their candy... like Barber said.
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Old October 24th, 2004, 11:10 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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I think you shoudl seel his house up and then pump in very liquidy pudding and when he opens the door boomm pudding pours out for hours!!!
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Old October 24th, 2004, 11:30 PM   #23 (permalink)
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No hes a good friend so I wont do any of that. But he has the nerve to lie to me and tell me he didn't do it, its so obvious he did then he blames it on his other friend that came over. He also wrote on my pristine condition fender strat, that I got for free.
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Your "friends" sound like assholes. You should lay down the law to them, or get some new ones.
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