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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I hate this kid [rant]

ok, Well today in English class, i finished my work early, so i decided to go sit behind this hot ass girl and talk to her. And i hear this kid in the back talking about his autococker (this kid is a small little nerdy *****)

so i go over and i say "You ball?"
Him - Yes
Me - wut you shoot?
Him - LCD Autococker
Me - They don't make an LCD cocker...
Him - yes they do.
me - Is it an electric cocker or Mechanical?
Him - mechanical..... Wut do you shoot?
me - a timmy
him - man those are such peices of crap. they got those plastic hammers and ****
me - What the **** are you talking about? timmys are one of the best guns out there.
Him - no, cockers are alot better then timmys. Timmys jam up all the time and are unreliable
Me - Timmys don't even have hammers bro, They got an Aluminum air ram, and they are alot better then ur cocker. They don't even make LCD cockers (this kid didn't even know who Eclipse was)

Teacher - Jerry, go back to your seat


And as i was going back to my seat, i could hear the kid mutter "What a newbie"

i was about to turn around and bust a cap. but i didn't. instead i controlled my need to just pwn the **** outta that n00b, then took it out on ppl at football practice



ok.. i got that off my chest.

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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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sounds like a complete idiot. he probably just hears a bunch of people around him talk about it, and talks and makes himself sound smart.
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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:20 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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hahaha, stupid kid. i would have got him ater class. one more thing, wheres the [/rant]?
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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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rants never end for me
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haha, nice.
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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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turn around and bust a cap
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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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whats weerd i've never hears someone say newbie in real life

he probably though you were talking about a tippy
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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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he said in the coversation but i forgot to add it

him - Tippy?
me - No timmy, as in Bob Long Intimidator

i said that right after i said what type of gun i had, but i didn't think it was too relevant until now, and don't feel like editing
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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:42 PM   #9 (permalink)
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same thing happened to me, i said i hade a bushy.

and they looked like i was a complete idiot.
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thus, the problem is solved.
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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:46 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Yeah I laughed when Luios said Matrix's suck and I can't ball for ****.

Owned him on the field that weekend.

Just ask him to go balling with you sometime and mow him.
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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i don't wana go balling w/ that little punk. He plays woodsball ne ways, He doesn't know wut an Air 'sup field is or ne thing. So i'll just leave him and his Mech. LCD cockers by himself
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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:54 PM   #13 (permalink)
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woodsball doesnt give me the rush like sup' airball
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Old October 25th, 2004, 07:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Wow dude... Timmy's + newbs in woodsball = lmfao.

Trust me its worth every penny.
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Old October 25th, 2004, 08:53 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Shooting him in the face is obviously the only answer.
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Old October 25th, 2004, 09:03 PM   #16 (permalink)
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EVen the most hardcore baller in my school (other then me) doesn't know what a cocker is. They're all spyder/tippy newbs who have never upped their marker adn freeze paintballs and shoot cars and stuff... And tey think Angels own all.
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Old October 25th, 2004, 09:09 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Some chick's brother has an angel so she shows it off. She got decent at walking but I owned her. I even went easy on her.

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She was pissin me off so after I clipped her pack like 8 times in the snake I unloaded.
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Old October 25th, 2004, 09:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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print this thread out and give it to him tomorrow

also, that kid is a dumbass. seriously. why are noobs so arrogant nowadays?
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Old October 25th, 2004, 09:11 PM   #19 (permalink)
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The more I think about it, theres an LCD Dragunfly Cocker...
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Old October 25th, 2004, 09:12 PM   #20 (permalink)
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omg i got into a similar argument witht his kid last year in business class.

him- what gun do you have
me- completely upd cocker
him- bs, i dont believe you have one
*so i log onto the comp and show him my Rate my gun thread with the gun*
him- meh that gun is a piece of crap
me- what do you have
him- a custom tippmann model ninety eight
me- whats custom about it?
him- it just is, thats the title of it
me- theres nothing custom about your gun dip****


oh and also there was this noob on my bus last year who overheard me talking about paintball
him- you play paintball? thats cool
me- yeah you do too? what gun do you have?
him- i have an angel lsd
me- thats cool...you know there isnt such thing as an angel lsd....
him- im sponsored by jt, i think i know what my gun is
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This one kid tried to tell me Ebladed Autocockers were illegal because there was a mode that turned off the sear (wtf?) so it shot full auto, at around 30 bps.

I asked him were he got his information, and he said that he wasnt going to tell me because if a newbie doesnt know something, they should find it out on there own...
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Old October 26th, 2004, 12:43 AM   #22 (permalink)
 
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Eh, marker envy.. what can you do.
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^^^^^beat the **** outta them
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when playing at a woodsball field at the end of the day

me: what gun do you have?
person 1: -pulls out 98c from box- Tippmann 98 custom with flatline and eggy. You?
me: spyder xtra...
person 2 (he's like 11 years old): oh ya look at my gun! -pulls out Dye-
person 1: ... How much did that cost?
person 2: $900
person 1: Well mine cost $300 and I doubt that your gun is three times better. -points at me- how much was yours?
me: $100 (came as a kit)
person 1:And I doubt your gun is nine times better than his. And besides, I'm happy with mine as it is, he's happy with his the way it is. You just have more expensive desires.
Person 2: walks off
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Old October 26th, 2004, 05:47 AM   #25 (permalink)
 
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eh in school there is always gonna be the one or two misinformation kids. Those are the ones that screw up the sport. Make it sound like it hurts to much to play and you have to be a super tough one to take it...

Really I guess it's hard for them. maybe we should print out some Buisness type cards with links to the forum and give em out at school to these kids. It'll show you know your umm stuff... stupid swear fitler at 5 am.... esp when you have the rep points and the gun in the rate section and are writing a thread for us on World Cup... I mean you can't let it get to you Just gotta roll with the idiots. Just remember they help fuel the sport. They buy stuff they don't need or know how to use and the companies can make more of it for us. lol. I don't know dumb way to say it but I'm tired.
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