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Old October 28th, 2004, 07:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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i piss on halloween... till i thought of this!

ok so i was talkin to a few friends of mine and we really just want to do some freaky **** for halloween this year. so me and a huge friend of mine decide we'll hide in seperate bushes beside some house we think will get a lot of hits. or just migrate around and stuff ya kno. then u kno a van wil probly pop up with like 4 little eight to ten year olds in it. so when their about halfway across the yard of the house we'll run out of the bushes making bloodcurdling growling noises then each grab a kid and run in opposite directions carrying them off in the woods and acting like "RAWR!!!11ONE. I = T3H GONNA EAT UR SOUL, N00BIE!" then act like were gonna bite a huge chunk outta their neck and suck their blood and have some fake blood **** or something and so they're all screamin bloods goin everywhere and **** ykno what i mean . anyway after we scared the piss outta the kid and their fainted of terror. well put a bunch more fake blood kinda radiating from their neck area and throw their corpses out of the woods and at the feet of their still screaming comrades...



ok so their may be a few kinks in the plan but we had a few thousand lmao's while trying to communicate it to eachother and other people over and over again...
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i see a big kink in your plan, jail
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Old October 28th, 2004, 07:49 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old October 28th, 2004, 07:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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lol, no. just run like a motha****a. and hide in tha woods and ****.

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Old October 28th, 2004, 07:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
 
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...... Just dont let them see your face and your fine.
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Old October 28th, 2004, 08:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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do it.
take pics.
lol ur prolly gonna get pwned by the cops... but isss all g00d!
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just dont ask us for bail donations
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that's some seriously ****ed up **** man. you could really traumatize some kids, and nearly give the parents a heart attack. i know that if i had kids and someone did that, i would kill them. like, make them quit breathing. you know, dead. don't **** around like that. roll houses, ect, but don't pull that ****.
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its fine as long as u dont touch them

like the part u said u pick them up and run into the woods...thats defiantly called kidnapping lol
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Old October 28th, 2004, 08:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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its illegal to pick up a child without the parents permission

i hope you go to jail and get raped by a big guy named bubba
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Old October 28th, 2004, 09:05 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i hope you go to jail and get raped by a big black guy named bubba

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Old October 28th, 2004, 09:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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lol ur prolly gonna get pwned by the cops... but isss all g00d!
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Old October 28th, 2004, 10:57 PM   #13 (permalink)
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i love it. but you know we always call pics or shens... so snap a few while your in the act.
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Old October 28th, 2004, 11:04 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Tell the coppers you was just kidding around and make sure you only do it on people that you know! and little ten year olds is probaly a boy scout that carrries a knife because he passed the thing saying you are responsible with a knife.
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Old October 28th, 2004, 11:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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That's terrible and is not a couple thousand "lmaos" I hope you go to jail and they beat you. Don't mess with little kids only do that stuff to your friends if you have any.
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Old October 28th, 2004, 11:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old October 28th, 2004, 11:31 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Ha Ha Ha. in our small communuty we buuy condoms then put vanilla ice cream in them and melt the ice cream then tie it foff like a balloon and go to school and throw it off the top of the starirs in the cement floor and watch people go ewww.....
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Old October 29th, 2004, 12:03 AM   #18 (permalink)
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i hope you go to jail and get raped by a big guy named bubba
Bubba will make you toss teh salad
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Old October 29th, 2004, 12:09 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Yah I usually piss on halloween, except if I were to not drink liquid for a while beforehand. I don't get it though, how does this make you not piss on halloween anymore? Would the anticipation of little kids make your bladder stop for the day or something?
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Old October 29th, 2004, 12:18 AM   #20 (permalink)
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that's EXACTLY how it works man, 4312432143218976 lmao's right there...
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Old October 29th, 2004, 03:05 AM   #21 (permalink)
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serious though when you run into me in jail it won't seem so bad....but I guess its good that your practicing your blood curling screems...youll be making alot of those soon.

anywho. I will be using that night to clean up pumpkins...this whole smashing pumpkins game is so overdone. I will be scooping up good looking pumpkins and putting them in my car for later shooting enjoyment. Im thinking about making a video of me "killing" pumpkin head scarecrows...I pisses me off because there are these scarecrows all up and down mainstreet. I just wanna grab a couple friends with guns and light them all up but thats just my brain trying to put me back in jail.

I will keep it to my own stuff out in the country.
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Old October 29th, 2004, 10:48 AM   #22 (permalink)
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hahahaha i wish i lived in the country, then i could do all that fun stuff.... i hate the city...
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We're gunna take a **** on somones porch
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does anybody know of two inch pumpkins? those would be perfect for my launcher
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