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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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.Girl Advice thread.

Thats right. Got problems with females? Need advice. Well this is the thread, tell us your problems and we'll fix them, guaranteed, or your money back!

This thread is growing at an alarming rate so please don't post any girl questions that can't be solved with the line, "Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?"

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So there are these two girls right. They're like, girls and stuff. Girl A really likes me and stuff and wants me. Girl B is my friend's ex but he says he's over her. Well girl B is really nice and pretty hot, and shes single. Which ass should I tax?
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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Dont get leftovers! get new meat!!
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would never advise to go for a friends ex, but as long as you have the permission go for it. But remember, bros before hoes.

I also am in some need of advice, I have a gf, but do you guys know anything that i can do to make the relationship last as long as it can? ie:ways to make her feel good/random surprises/ any advice really on how to keep this one a good one.
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Get them drunk and go for both.
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Dont get leftovers! get new meat!!
Oh don't worry, it aint leftovers, actually both of them went out with my friend but girl A did it a year or two ago. Both of them are fresh meat, neither has had their cherry popped.

spyderguy- I got a surprise for whichever I go out with. Its a taco bell special...

...a taco with a hotdog inside and lots of sour cream.
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I wouldn't tap B. Someone you are friends with already did. It'd be too weird.

EDIT: you posted right before me...
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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go with the hotter one!
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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If they're both hot then go for the one with the cool personality....don't try to get both, you'll just screw yourself over.
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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OK, here's the ****. There's girl A, girl B, and girl C. Girl A is kind of slutty and likes me a lot. I ask her out and she says no but really wants to, just not now. Then there's girl B who's been my friend a long ass time and will probably say yeah. Problem is she's like super duper born-again christian so there goes anything really fun with her. Then there's girl C, she's pretty damn hot but the problem is I have a friend well sort of a friend who wants her, bad. So now, do I wait for girl A, go for B, or risk going for C.? There hotness works like this Girl A > Girl C > Girl B
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Please don't call me a slut.
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Oldbulldog- B, once its out she can't say no.
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i got a Q.

well theres this girl taht i kinda like, and i sit with her at lucnh and we talk a lot and stuff and hang out, and a couple days ago her best friends im'ed me and said you should go out with "jill''

well i was like y? and she said idk or something like taht. So do u think this girl likes me?
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:39 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:40 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i got a Q.

well theres this girl taht i kinda like, and i sit with her at lucnh and we talk a lot and stuff and hang out, and a couple days ago her best friends im'ed me and said you should go out with "jill''

well i was like y? and she said idk or something like taht. So do u think this girl likes me?
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:40 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Girl a. Simple. She likes u and u may like her. Then after she pleases you, and ur over each other u can cry to girl b and she will comfort u and u r a shoe in to get laid.
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i got a Q.

well theres this girl taht i kinda like, and i sit with her at lucnh and we talk a lot and stuff and hang out, and a couple days ago her best friends im'ed me and said you should go out with "jill''

well i was like y? and she said idk or something like taht. So do u think this girl likes me?
im in the same situation, ill look for ur responses to see where this goes.
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:43 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I probably will end up with girl A but the problem is...she's kind of slutty and I wouldn't be surprised if she got with a guy before we went out. She lives right by me though...
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Probaby, girls seem to tell their friends when they like someone, the friend may have leaked you the information??? Ask her, it can't hurt.
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im really thinking she does like me, cuz she always playfuly hits me and jokes around with me, i think ill prolly go for it
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:46 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I like chick
Chick talks to me alot
We friends
What do next?
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I like chick
Chick talks to me alot
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ask her if she wants to go to the movies sometime or something like that, or just hang out, just slowly progress with her
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I like chick
Chick talks to me alot
We friends
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Find out through one of her friends, or just ask her yourself, if they/she thinks that you should put it one step further.
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:50 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old November 3rd, 2004, 06:51 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Girl a. Simple. She likes u and u may like her. Then after she pleases you, and ur over each other u can cry to girl b and she will comfort u and u r a shoe in to get laid.
Fiki, this is why I love you. You are the smartest man ever.

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i got a Q.

well theres this girl taht i kinda like, and i sit with her at lucnh and we talk a lot and stuff and hang out, and a couple days ago her best friends im'ed me and said you should go out with "jill''

well i was like y? and she said idk or something like taht. So do u think this girl likes me?
NO, she probably thinks you two would make a cute couple, what you can do is keep flirting and stuff to kinda speed up the process of mating. Just remember girls always want what they can't have.
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