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Old November 16th, 2004, 09:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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this holiday seasons 'mall jamming'

around the holiday season i always find the need to some how pay back my local mall for all its done for me. last i made spoof ads for Bratz Dolls and put them all over the dolls displays in wal-mart and toys r us. bsically i made it an ad and its features were all how ****ty it is and how its a horrible toy to buy kids... then i went to Miss Teen and printed off all these short paragraphs, couple sentences and put them in the pockets of nearly 50 clothes..

some may think of this as 'ghey' or stupid, but its fun and gives my usually boring life some excitement..

this year im aiming big.. im off to a lousy start.. more spontaneous, such as apple cores in pant pockets and random dumb things..

me and a friend were joking about throwing molotov cocktails into walmart.. then running around with baseball bats.. but we decided maybe next year

i was thinking of putting po-rn in toys boxes.. nice on christmas day.. i really tempted to just dive into the fancy displays in Sears.. i mean, they are all shiney glass and fancy.. they are just begging to be messed.. sigh.. i really wanna steal one of these things they have at store entrances.. its a card board thing of a polive officer pointing and a blank spot on the side.. stores usually put "shop lifting is a crime" on them.. itd be so ironic to steal.. and if a guy i know can walk into sears and steal a manican leg and walk out.. i think i can do this..

hmm any ideas
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Old November 16th, 2004, 09:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Smalls, I'd lost respect for you if you put **** in toy boxes.. EVerythign else is a yes, but not the ****o.

I say take you rmolotov's to a supermarket parking lot the night before x-mas.
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yeah a 4 yr old doesnt need a pic of ****.
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Old November 16th, 2004, 09:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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the pr0n idea is bad. search that diabolical mind of yours smalls....i have confidence you can do better

that bratz doll thing is funny though. i like.
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Old November 16th, 2004, 09:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old November 16th, 2004, 09:47 PM   #6 (permalink)
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if a guy i know can walk into sears and steal a manican leg and walk out.. i think i can do this..
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Old November 16th, 2004, 09:47 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Open up sone nerf guns, ride a bicycle or Electric ATV, and do "drivebys" in the store. It's fun but you gotta run like hell.
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Old November 16th, 2004, 09:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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*sigh* alright alright.. no p0rn.. unless...

i mean.. id laugh.. get your new pokeman action figure and out pops a big D.. itd be halirous.. its create christmas memorizes and law suits for years to come..

but yeah, guess that is kinda bad/wrong

hmm ill keep thinking
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Old November 16th, 2004, 09:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Well whatever you do, the punishment isn't nearly as bad in canada as ti would be in America sucka.
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Old November 16th, 2004, 10:18 PM   #10 (permalink)
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it would be kinda funny if you dressed up some of the male manneguins in girls clothes. i dont konw how you could do it though....its late, ill keep thinking....
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Old November 16th, 2004, 10:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Last year a kid took a manican off its platform in I think A&F and stood on it posed, scaring people as they walk by. That was fun for about 10 minutes until he got removed by force from the mall and banned for life. (Kinda stupid)

I always wanted to get a megaphone and stand hidden in a store and make announcements like "Attention shoppers, There is a sale on feminine hygene products and condoms, stock up while your here." or something like that. A megaphone would sound almost exactly like a store announcement.



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Old November 16th, 2004, 10:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Sounds great, the **** was a horrible idea no doubt. Try and pance every manican. I do that whenever I go to Tilly's.
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Run into stores and set remote timers for smoke-bombs.Then when the store is packed full release the smoke and then the fire sprinklers will drench everyone...Or you could just like thorw smoke bombs in there...
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Old November 16th, 2004, 11:18 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Pissing into the mall fountains and supergluing as many nickels to the ground as you can > all
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Old November 16th, 2004, 11:45 PM   #15 (permalink)
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find a crack in the pavement somewhere(this would probably be for ouside the place) then take a wallet and nail it to the ground (put the nail inside the fold so people dont see it) and leave a dollar sticking out and watch people try to pick it up all sneaky like.
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lol^^^^I chuckled at that a little.
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Old November 17th, 2004, 07:26 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Put Dish soap in the mall fountain.. make mountains of suds..



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Old November 17th, 2004, 07:36 AM   #18 (permalink)
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dean your amazing. thats the coolest thing I have ever heard.
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Old November 17th, 2004, 09:11 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old November 17th, 2004, 09:21 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Austin -- You change your name??? I mean all the cool kids are doing it, but C'mon.. Dean is a very unique name... if everyone changed to Dean, it would dilute the coolness...


The other thing to do is play "Spot the security". We would do this all the time when I was in college. Just go into a store and pick something up off a table and walk all over the store with it. You have to be all nervous looking and stuff. Then spot how many undercover security people you see following you. Just remember to put the item back before leaving or you are disqualified and more then likely incarcerated.

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1 point per security guard (uniformed)
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3 points if they call a "Mr. Johnson to Dept. X" (this is often the overhead used to summon security)
4 Points for each guard that follows you out of the store..

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Old November 17th, 2004, 10:03 AM   #21 (permalink)
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You could sit under clothes racks and grab peoples legs as they walk by....scare the crap outta them.

Dress up in a shirt and tie and pretend you work at a department store.....then when someone asks them for help be as rude as you can and see how long it takes before they get pissed and walk off. And you could assign point values to lengths of time.

Not sure what else....
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Old November 17th, 2004, 10:30 AM   #22 (permalink)
 
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that cop bilboard cutout thing reminded me of some signs I have stolen over the years. I have a street sign hanging in my room that say, "please prevent the stealing of street sings" That one was just asking for it! Another one I have says "this area is patrolled by security guards." Just thought id share. Oh yeah i gotta ask, WTF did he do with the leg smalls?????
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Old November 17th, 2004, 02:11 PM   #23 (permalink)
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im not sure what he did.. most likely hit **** with it..

aw, if only my mall had a fountain.. the one downtown does.. but i like that mall.. its all ghetto and poor.

hmm theres all the christmas displays right now and santa talkng to kids.. i could do something with that...

hmm chances are i'll jut got bored and walk around the mall wasted. during midnight madness.. damn thatd be fun..

hmm i should go to the health clinic and get a bunch of condoms.. you can always do things with those.. really my main objective is to cause ****.. but **** over stores at the same time.. walmart and other huge things crushed independant stores like that since walmart carries everything.. same with Tim Hortens, the coffee place, they always put small coffee shops outta business.. so screw them..
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walmart and other huge things crushed independant stores like that since walmart carries everything.. same with Tim Hortens, the coffee place, they always put small coffee shops outta business.. so screw them..
makes me think of that one comic strip where it's got a starbucks counter with two cash registers. a lady asks "are you expanding?" to the casheer. The casher replies, "no, it's another one."
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Old November 17th, 2004, 03:34 PM   #25 (permalink)
 
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yea im thinking you can have alot of fun with condoms. try opening then and hanging them out of the pocket in suits where hankercheifs go. id like to see how the store people handle that.
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