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Old November 30th, 2004, 05:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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God awful laffy taffy jokes

Just tell your pathetic joke finds on these things.

I'll start:

A greeen one

What is a volcano?

-A mountain with hiccups

What is clear and smells like carrots?

-A bunny's breath
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Old December 1st, 2004, 11:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
A: ground beef

Q: what do you call a cow with one leg stuck in the ground?
A: steak

Q: what do you call a cow with no hind legs?
A: an utter drag

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A: art

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Old December 2nd, 2004, 08:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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what do you call this thread??


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Old December 3rd, 2004, 12:07 AM   #4 (permalink)
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It's forum games, what did you expect?
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 12:13 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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guess what?

-chicken butt

guess who?

chicken poo

guess why?

-chicken thigh
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 12:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
 
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yeah, i know..i was just messin around...

for being a jerk, i will post some

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Q: What has ten letters and starts with 'gas'
A: An Automobile

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky

Q: How do you keep water from running?
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 03:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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knock knock
whos there
butt
butt who
Buttseex


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