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Old December 1st, 2004, 08:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Saw the funniest thing that happened to a ricer

I was on my way back to school today( i have 2 hrs off during the day) and i'm turning back up to get on the highway to get back to school. at this intersection w/ main street, probably 10 feet back from the intersection was this hopped up ricer, integra to be exact, black, gay tail lights, fart can, and white rims. yeah, u know the type. and right behind him is a cop, and the driver and the cop are standing around looking at the front left of the car. i'm thinkin whats up w/ this, did he get hit or somethin?? as i pass i look between the two of them. his left front wheel had aparently just out of the blue broken its axel! so the wheel is turned upward into the wheel well. ohh man it was soo funny to see!!! he's just sitting there in the middle of the street with his axel broken! wish i had pix...
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Old December 1st, 2004, 09:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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dude, you're not gonna like what im about to say,but....
what if it wasn't a ricer first off, plus i don't think thats very funny at all,think of the wost that coulda happened. Coulda careemed into an oncomming vehicle, or coulda hit and killed someone. Think about what coulda happened. It coulda been you. I don't see whats so funny about that. Ricer he may be, but that coulda gotten worse results.
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Dude, thats not cool. Seriously, not cool.
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wtf you idiods. the guy was aparently SITTING in line at the intersection when out of the blue his wheel just caves in w/ a broken axel. and what are you talkin about "what if it wasn't a ricer" dude that is about the stuidest thing i've heard all day. you find me a car that has white ricer style rims, a fart can, the dumb lookin euro tail lights and that isn't a ricer and i'll pay you. you justt don't get the humor of somebody just sitting there at a light and the axel breaking and caving in the wheel. there was NO danger here dudes, as i said he was aparently sitting still when it happened. one of those things you'd just have to see to really get the humor of. sure i feel sorry for the guy, he needs a new drive shaft, probably a new tire and rim, and linkage, etc etc, plus i know how bad he had to of felt having that happen, but to see it, it was still hilarious.

edit: hey cooper, thats a nice H2 pic u have, looks a lil odd tho, the mc looks almost like he has the H1 armor insteid of his new armor.
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holy **** lmao! Ya, I know the type. Why anyone would waste their money on a pos import car is beyond me.
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Old December 1st, 2004, 09:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
 
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Thats pretty funny. You know it broke because of the "upgraded" rims he had on their too. Today i was sitting at a stoplight and this kid pulls up next to me with the spinner hubcaps. I look at them, looked up a him, and started laughing at him. I pointed down to them and gave him a thumbs up, and he turned around and pretended like he didnt see it happen.
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Old December 1st, 2004, 10:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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dudes, i woulda laughed too. Punkdrummer, if he hit an oncoming car, dont you think there would have been ANOTHER CAR THERE, with more than one cop and maybe an ambulance??? If he hit a pedestrian dont you think there would be AN AMBULANCE AND 1000 COP CARS THERE?? Obviously, if Breevsie here saw those things he wouldnt of found any humor in it. I know what hes talking about, I have 20 people at my school that are like that and I would laugh my ass off in thier face if i saw that. So guys lay the hell off of him and take the sticks out of your asses. Nothing serious happened.

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i agree ^

it's like the dumbasses who rev their engines up all the time like they're tough ****, then blow their engines up : there was a guy at my hs who had a turbo eclipse, and he'd rev his engine up all the time while speeding through the parking lot, just revving in neutral. I'm sure he's blown it up by now.

I laugh every time I see a ricer pulled over by a cop, and I'd laugh every time I saw something like breeves saw. but when there's a serious accident, it isn't funny at all
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Old December 2nd, 2004, 12:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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ahhh non-newbs who understand what i'm talking about. isn't it nice

that car is still sitting in the parking lot of the tire place that he was just outside of when it happened. i don't have a digi-cam but i'll see if i can find on just for fun.
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Old December 2nd, 2004, 08:04 AM   #13 (permalink)
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lol hilarious

the funniest thing i ever saw was when some ricer(i think it was an integra too, maybe a neon) tried to race a 67(or so) olds cutlass supreme. he got completly wrecked. the guy in the olds gave him a 2-3 second head start, then just slammed on the gas and burned the hell out of him. the ricer never even got out of the intersection. hilarity
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why don't you finish reading the thread so you know what i was talking about.

and why the ell are YOU calling ME a noob dude. you have how many posts on this forum? hmm? 153.
< mine are right over there and down a ways. point made.

dfd- i love watching guys w/ wannabe ricer cars getting smoked by goold ole american HP. now i have to admit, there are a few ricer type cars that are really really fast( ie: skyline GTR's are quick, or that vid of the 6 second supra), but most of them(and this has been said here many many times before) are out for looks, and they put "performance" parts on their cars and think that they are fast. they need help.
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^^^yep, everyone knows that decals and tin cans for mufflers make your car go faster

the "fake" ricers(as i call them) are the worst. if you have a real fast riced out car, ok, ill give it to you. but if your like what alot of guys around me have;namely Saturns, dodge neons, that sort of thing; and you not only rice out your car but assume your fast, your horrible, and you will be schooled, and i will laugh, lol.
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^ Amen brother.

Update: this morning on my way to school i passed by the tire shop that it happened next to and the car was sitting there with its wheel straight. later today when i passed by it was gone. so aparently they already managed to fix it, might have just been that the cv joint came out of it.
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Nothing more annoying than a stock civic w/ a huge tin can on it...God, i just want to kill those dumb 16yr old posers. I think u guys are being kind of mean to ricers, sure the posers are annoying, but the true ones, they just love their cars.

Yea, lbreevesii thats a good story, the axel just snaped. Gotta suck. I think we would all like a pic.
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wish i could get a pic, but like i said, it appears to have already been fixed, may have just been a CV joint that broke. we're not being too mean to them tho, we gave them some credit for the really nice ones. i mean kudos to the guys who take a 140hp car and put money into it and turn it into a car that actually can compete with a vette or camaro, sure it can't do jack against a good muscle car, but they've acomplished somethin there.
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why don't you finish reading the thread so you know what i was talking about.

and why the ell are YOU calling ME a noob dude. you have how many posts on this forum? hmm? 153.
< mine are right over there and down a ways. point made.
How about you can't even spell ****ing "idiot" when you try to call someone "idiot". Yeah, great.

I actually have over 1000 posts, but was banned on my previous name. I even have the same av, but you probably weren't here early enough to see it.
edit - You also registered in 2k4, I've been here since Feb 2k3. Noob.

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and ive been here longer than both of you put together, so stop complaining, both of you.
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Old December 2nd, 2004, 02:24 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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And you're still a noob.
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^^ haha. atta boy dfd. quit your crap tom, mabye if you wouldn't flame and be a pain in the a$$ then you wouldn't have gotten banned in the first place. lay off. you think i care that one word came out wrong becasue i'm using my KVM switch(device that switches between 2 computers) and it has been on the brink latley? no.
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^^ haha. atta boy dfd. quit your crap tom, mabye if you wouldn't flame and be a pain in the a$$ then you wouldn't have gotten banned in the first place. lay off. you think i care that one word came out wrong becasue i'm using my KVM switch(device that switches between 2 computers) and it has been on the brink latley? no.
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