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Old December 2nd, 2004, 10:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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what a night

ill make this quick for lazy readers.. went to diner with my g/f for her friends bday.. he turned 19, legal drinking age.. so he gets plastered..

but before that.. well i have to give back ground info.. when i .. um.. inhale certain fumes, i feel like i keep waking up out of dreams and its very.. well weird.. so im sitting at the dinner table.. havent inhaled the fumes for well.. over 24 hours.. and then all the sudden *snap* i had a dream snap (thats what i call em') and i was like.. no way.. so i ignored it.. then bam another.. and another.. i had to like cover my eyes and wait em out.. it made no sense..

but yeah. so this guy gets wasted.. funny **** ever. saying and doing things he really shouldnt have.. he calls up his gym teacher and was talking to him..

he is jerking off a mentos pack and the waitress that he thought was hitting on him all night walks by.. he made the mentos pack bent though and was comparing it to his own junk.

so many penis comments, and ******.. and man.. jsut the stupidest thigns was coming outta this guys mouth.. he kinda ticked my off a cuple times how he was acting around my g/f.. but i know hes really a good guy, just wasnt thinking.. at all
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Old December 2nd, 2004, 10:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahaha thats hilarious...

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Old December 2nd, 2004, 10:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thats awesome, I love your stories man.

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Old December 2nd, 2004, 10:13 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old December 2nd, 2004, 10:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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No the whole penis thing, someone might get scared and tell their parents.
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Old December 2nd, 2004, 10:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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good story smalls, u should write an autobiography about ur life, i would read the first chapter.
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Old December 2nd, 2004, 10:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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oh yeah.. he made out with a video camera too..

on his last rum and coke the waitress spiked it Hard. One girl with us works there so she told the waitress to do it..

was funny, he told his gym teacher that the waitress was hitting on him all night right when she walked by.. she did this huge double take and was like wtf.

unfortunately my g/f borrowed 5$ though.. and i had already made a screw up counting out cash for this weekend.. i was like 10-15 short for the weekend in the first place. then i had to give her that cash and then tip.. so now i had to give up on one part of my weekend.. and some how gotta get 10 bucks
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 01:13 AM   #10 (permalink)
 
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smalls these dreams of yours... seem to be kinda like umm panic attacks. Which can be from lets say certain fumes.. usually a after effect. from what I know or have expierienced with these umm fumes.
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 01:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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20% of people who do that certain fume inhaling you were speaking about die the first time they try. Make sure you're not with 4 other people....
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what fumes are you talking about? NOS?
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 01:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 01:23 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 02:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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you sniffin man? you should stay away from that shat. if reefer fumes do that to you then i dont know what to think of candians and their genes :eek
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 02:16 PM   #16 (permalink)
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no no no.. im not allowed to tell my stories indetail anymore.. so i tried to think of a way to do it with out busting rules..

whatever.. inhaling fumes = smoking pot..
maybe shoulda said inhaling a certain smoke.. those are fumes arent they though..

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Old December 3rd, 2004, 02:42 PM   #17 (permalink)
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smalls these dreams of yours... seem to be kinda like umm panic attacks. Which can be from lets say certain fumes.. usually a after effect. from what I know or have expierienced with these umm fumes.
that actually makes sense.. cuz it happened at a resturant with a bunch of people at the table and so much was going on.. and then today i had one in the halls when theres so many people in the halls between classes.. (theres like 1200 at my school)
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 02:59 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I wish I could drink legal...thats rough on me man. My boss(well foreman what ever) turned 21 last night and decided to stop into work. funny as hell I had just gotten back and hes sitting there smiling like a jackass. telling me about how some stripper wanted him. its like 10 and hes wasted...pretty funny. good luck on your fume problem
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 04:43 PM   #19 (permalink)
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This whole thread is a lie... He was with me all night.
He just wants to feel cool.
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 08:55 PM   #20 (permalink)
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^ Um, you sir, are a party pooper scooper.

Anyhow, dont do that shi*, it really messes with you. My friend(true story) had some red harris, and in a way "SEXUALLY HARRASED" one of his firends(girl.) we had to get him off of her. Seriously shtuff happens. i havent done that stuff in a while SERIOUSLY.
SOME Red Harris crap, i neva done it again.
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^ Um, you sir, are a party pooper scooper.

Anyhow, dont do that shi*, it really messes with you. My friend(true story) had some red harris, and in a way "SEXUALLY HARRASED" one of his firends(girl.) we had to get him off of her. Seriously shtuff happens. i havent done that stuff in a while SERIOUSLY.
SOME Red Harris crap, i neva done it again.
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 09:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Anyhow, dont do that shi*, it really messes with you. My friend(true story) had some red harris, and in a way "SEXUALLY HARRASED" one of his firends(girl.) we had to get him off of her. Seriously shtuff happens. i havent done that stuff in a while SERIOUSLY.
SOME Red Harris crap, i neva done it again.
red harris? what are you talking about?
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 09:56 PM   #23 (permalink)
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People should be comfortable with there Penis. Unless your.....mod's cant say these things heh.
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Old December 4th, 2004, 10:55 AM   #24 (permalink)
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wtf is red harris?
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Old December 4th, 2004, 11:04 AM   #25 (permalink)
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