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Old December 3rd, 2004, 09:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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So there's this hot chick up the street, wanna maybe hook up with her. My female friends say that letter writing is pwnage. I figure I'll write it on a piece of plain white paper and have a lined paper in the back so it's straight. Now about the content, what should I say. I don't wanna ask her out, I just need **** to say. Word to your mother.

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Old December 3rd, 2004, 10:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I notice that youve lived down the street from me, and I was wondering if your gorgeous self would like to chill one day.

nah nvm that sucked
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 10:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Write her a rap.
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 10:33 PM   #4 (permalink)
 
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no dont do that....what u should do is just write her a basic letter asking her if she wants to hang out sometime...and then u should sneak into her house and slide it under her door

no j/k just ask her to hang out some time...then if she says yes then ur pretty good from there on...
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 10:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Just knock at the door, when she opens say "special delivery". Then you wip it out, you'll know right then whether there's a chance or not.

And by wip it out I'm not talking about a letter.
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 10:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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She wants me so that **** is taken care of. I just dunno what to write.
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 10:56 PM   #7 (permalink)
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wow, writing a letter...
thats some old skool **** right there
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 11:01 PM   #8 (permalink)
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no dont do that....what u should do is just write her a basic letter asking her if she wants to hang out sometime...and then u should sneak into her house and slide it under her door

no j/k just ask her to hang out some time...then if she says yes then ur pretty good from there on...
Lol I was messsin man...he knows me enough to know.

Present her with a fruit basket accompanied by a single red rose, with a really kick ass letter. Contact medic for htat old school **** tos ay.

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Old December 3rd, 2004, 11:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Nice nice, that "****" will work. She's a gift whore. Now I must PM medic for the oldschool info.
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 11:52 PM   #10 (permalink)
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When I asked my gf out, I bought her a single rose, and wrote a little note to her in french (her first language) and delivered it to her school at noon hour, so that in the period after lunch she got called down to the office and picked it up. I guess it worked out ok, we're still together 5 years later and counting.
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Old December 3rd, 2004, 11:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
 
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i write poems . . . .. . and i give massages

i have have a "beautiful heart" and "magical hands" . . . ..

but seriously, write a poem
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Old December 4th, 2004, 12:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i write poems . . . .. . and i give massages

i have have a "beautiful heart" and "magical hands" . . . ..

but seriously, write a poem
Massages are money. Good thing I learned a thing or two during the extensive massage therapy that was required to allow me to walk upright again. I started when I was 13 , going twice a week and was finally able to sit comfortably by the time I turned 16. I also did my high school co-op in the massage therapy clinic that my therapist owned, so I learned a lot from her. Chicks love guys that are good with their hands
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Old December 4th, 2004, 04:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I sit here waiting for Medic's reply.
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Old December 4th, 2004, 05:47 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i write poems . . . .. . and i give massages

i have have a "beautiful heart" and "magical hands" . . . ..

but seriously, write a poem
Lol yah if you want her to think you're gay.

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Old December 4th, 2004, 05:51 PM   #15 (permalink)
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If she already wants you, just call her.
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Old December 4th, 2004, 06:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Letter writting to a girl down the steet is stupid

Talk to her in person or call her or something...


Oh and for the letter be like


"Whats up ho, I was checkin u out in the red light district struttin out your ba-dunk-a-dunk and though i'd like to stick my zoom zoom in your boom boom. Ya wana chill at my hizzle fo shizzle next saturdayizzle?

Peace outdizzle
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Old December 4th, 2004, 07:35 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Letter writting to a girl down the steet is stupid
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Letter writting to a girl down the steet is stupid

Talk to her in person or call her or something...


Oh and for the letter be like


"Whats up ho, I was checkin u out in the red light district struttin out your ba-dunk-a-dunk and though i'd like to stick my zoom zoom in your boom boom. Ya wana chill at my hizzle fo shizzle next saturdayizzle?

Peace outdizzle
-bulldoghizzle"
That is gold right there^^^
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Old December 4th, 2004, 10:56 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Letter writting to a girl down the steet is stupid



Probably is but she likes that kinda of stuff so I'm gonna do it.
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Old December 5th, 2004, 12:27 AM   #20 (permalink)
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That is gold right there^^^

don't you mean right thurr....fizzle?
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Old December 5th, 2004, 12:29 AM   #21 (permalink)
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You should invite her to a barbeque.

teh l3tter could be like:

omfgwtfbbq!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111one11!!! !!!

Actually bbq's are always just sausage fests you wouldn't want that.
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Old December 5th, 2004, 12:31 AM   #22 (permalink)
 
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LOL then ur letter would be all up in hurr face in thurr or over thurr??!?!?!?!?!
LOL'in it

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Old December 5th, 2004, 12:20 PM   #23 (permalink)
 
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this is wut you should rite.


Dear, sexy ho

get yo fly ass over to my room and lets spin dees wheels. i wanna be yo babbies daddy so meet me in 3 2 1 now.
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