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Old February 10th, 2006, 09:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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New paintball game: Chuck Norris

So this is the game:

One person gets the delight of pretending to be Chuck Norris.

Only headshots can get this person out. Yeah right- Chuck norris does not get hit by paintballs. Paintballs get hit by Chuck norris.

Basicly, the Chuck Norris doesnt get out. At all. He just keeps playing.

I made this up at work today when I was teachign some youngins about the adventures of Chuck Norris.
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Old February 10th, 2006, 09:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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so basically...pick the most annoying kid to be chuck norris, and bonus ball his ass?
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Old February 10th, 2006, 09:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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Haha yes and say that since he is Chuck Norris, he doesnt need a gun at all. That would be great unless I was Chuck...
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Old February 11th, 2006, 09:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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that sounds like a crapload of fun
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Old February 11th, 2006, 10:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
 
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so basically...pick the most annoying kid to be chuck norris, and bonus ball his ass?
Exactly!!!
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Old February 11th, 2006, 11:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Sounds interesting.... if your not chuck norris.
I would rather play resident evil. But that's just me.
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Old February 11th, 2006, 06:43 PM   #7 (permalink)
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this is an amazing game cuz u just get a stupid friend to be chuck norris and then u pump him up
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Old February 11th, 2006, 07:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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this is an amazing game cuz u just get a stupid friend to be chuck norris and then u pump him up
duh hunter dude that sounds like fun, and hunter, you can't call anyone stupid.
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Old February 11th, 2006, 08:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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So are you out if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face?
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Old February 11th, 2006, 08:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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lol you should at least give chuck a pistol because he carries one on walker texas ranger. but don't give him any paint make him roundhouse kick someone for it.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 02:12 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i got the honor of playing this game when i first started playing PB at my first tourney...only we called it Terminator...

SAy im the Terminator...if i shoot you your gone, but i stay in either until everyone is gone or until i cant take the pain anymore.

i actually jus found a picture...o god dont flame its from 2 years ago ::cries::



im in the picture on the far right with all the paint all over me. in the first one you see the BB on the front of me, and in the second one my 77 is on my back... :-)

i was so cool.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 03:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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These Chuck Norris jokes get old after about the 1000th time they've been told.
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Old February 15th, 2006, 06:56 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
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Haha yes and say that since he is Chuck Norris, he doesnt need a gun at all. That would be great unless I was Chuck...
Dude then i'de just chuck rocks at you... lmfao!!....
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Old February 15th, 2006, 07:34 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Idk if Chuck ever used a knife, but if he did, whoever is Chuck shouldn't get a gun but instead get a brush dipped in some paintball paint, and he has to "stab" people to get them out
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Old February 28th, 2006, 08:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
 
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These Chuck Norris jokes get old after about the 1000th time they've been told.
yeah but nobody can tell every chuck norris joke out there, so if one gets old u can tell others becuase theres millions lol.
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Old February 28th, 2006, 08:44 PM   #16 (permalink)
 
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That is awesome. When everybody is gearing up they need to play the Walker Texas Ranger theme song to get everyone pumped.
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Old March 1st, 2006, 04:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
 
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You could always start the "ChucK" off with a half-full hopper and then once he runs out he runs out. He can get ppl out, but they can't get him out. He basically has to run to get a flag at the one teams base and run it back to the police station. And then switch off. Or you could play an advanced smear the queer!
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Old March 2nd, 2006, 09:26 AM   #18 (permalink)
 
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lol i like that Resident Evil idea how it doesnt end till the guy is tired of the pain or he gets everyone out...
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At my local field, we play something similar called "Terminator." Terminators are only eliminated by headshots. They can take hits anywhere else. The teams are always unbalanced against the Terminators by about 10 normal players to 1 Terminator.
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Old March 29th, 2006, 01:54 PM   #20 (permalink)
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penguin that game sounds cool lol...
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Old March 29th, 2006, 02:09 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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Thumbs up I'll Be Chuck!

I will play the "Good Guys Wear Black" Chuck and jump thru your paintball goggles like it was a windshield then pull out the 50 cal paint machine gun from "Missing in Action" Y'all would be out and I'd just...
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Old March 29th, 2006, 02:18 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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a the chuck norris game is already been a game its called terminater the termanater can get hit untill he [email protected]@@@@@@@@@@@#########$$ $$$%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%^^^^^^^^^^^^^&&&&&&&&&&**** ******((((((((((())))))))))))____+
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Old March 29th, 2006, 02:20 PM   #23 (permalink)
 
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big boss well have to gp paintballing sometime u get 2 other people and ill get my team we'll do some 3 on 3 what do u say
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Old March 29th, 2006, 02:21 PM   #24 (permalink)
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youre in indiana and hes in wisconsin
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Old March 31st, 2006, 01:41 PM   #25 (permalink)
 
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Illinois is SO flat my flatline barrel will have no problemo hittin' him in Indiana!-)
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