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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?

A dictator!






Another not as good joke...

Have you ever seen an a$$hole wrapped in plastic?

Look at your drivers lisence!

I was bored and wanted to share.

-RB-
 

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2 lawyers are stuck on a deserted island for months upon months, all they have to eat is coconuts on coconut trees,
so one day one of the lawyers goes up to get a coconut and he sees this beautiful woman flating in the water, so he summons the other one and they go out and get her.
once they get her on the beach they find out that she is alive, but unconscious. so theyre wondering how she got there, and what they should do for her. so one of the lawyers says "so um...you wanna screw her?" and the other one is like "out of what?"
 
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good jokes all around..


whats helen kellers favourite colour?

chuch norris
 
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lmfao all of those jokes are awsome
 

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So Bush is in the White House, and this military commander comes barging in through the doors; "Mr. President,.." And leans up to him and says "There have been 3 brazillians killed in Iraq!" And his jaw drops, and he just says, "Get everybody involved with this war in the White House now for an emergency meeting!" They are all sitting around a table, and Bush puts his hands on his cheeks, slides them down, puts them on the table, takes a deep breath and says "Okay, first things first; Exactly how many people is 3 Brazillian?"
 
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