Sh00t em Up said:Post all your jokes that are not very funny but just kinda dumb. Such as:
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Why did Johnny fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
Who pushed Sally off the swing?
Have fun :hug:
hahahaha omg thats greatSh00t em Up said:A little boy is playing on the playground, when he here's some girls whisper, "purple ivy!" and giggling. He walks up to them and says, "whats purple ivy?" the girls gasp and go tell the teacher. What did u do, boy? she asks. I just asked what purple ivy was. The teacher got a stern look and said young man, youre going to the principals office. The principal said what did u do boy? I just asked what purple ivy was. The principal said youre going home, boy. When he got home his mom asked how did oyu get in trouble? I just asked what purple ivy was. His mom burst into tears and went into her room. His dad walked up and said how did you make your mother so upset? She asked how I got in trouble and I said I asked what purple ivy was the boy said. His dad got a stern look and said son, youre going to military school. At military school the commander said how did u get here boy? I just asked what purple ivy was, he said. The commander got mad and banned him from America to France. The french commander said how did you get here boy? well I just asked what purple ivy was. He got banned from France. Now hes working for the mafia. How did you get here, the leader said. I just asked what purple ivy was. The boss smiled and said Im not going to tell you, but the man across the street will. He goes to see the man and askes him what purple ivy is. the man says if you bring me some donuts from the gas station across the street Ill tell you. So the boy goes to get the donuts, but crossing the street, he gets hit by a car and dies, and the moral is look both ways before crossing the street."
*SHOCKER* said:MAN : I was so wasted last night i blew chunks
OTHER GUY: thats not that bad, one time this girl was so wasted she threwup all over her roomate then got in a car accident and died
MAN : No, chunks is my dog....... :dodgy: