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outlaner_0990 said:
I got one that no one can answer: how do you get idiots to listen to you when you know you are right, yet they still don't listen?
a) Pretend that you admit that they are right
b) Prove that you're right
c) Ignore them/don't talk to them
d) Threaten them
 

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MrMacDude said:
I got one.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
That depends on where it lives.

If it lives in the US, it wouldn't chuck wood because it would be fat and lazy
If it lives in France, it wouldn't chuck wood, because it would be too busy surrendering to some enemy
If it's a member of PETA, it would be unethical to chuck wood
If it lives somewhere else, it would chuck as much as it felt like chucking.
 

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well it all starts when a man loves a woman...
 

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oh I love answering questions like these I just don't have the nerve to post much.

Q: Is there such a thing as time? OR is it just a contrivence we invented to make sense of the world?
 

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I have a question...

what the h*** are slugs for? All they do is make things slimy and explode when you step on them. Completely useless.
 

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ImagineUser said:
I have a question...

what the h*** are slugs for? All they do is make things slimy and explode when you step on them. Completely useless.
This is easy. To put salt on them and watch them perform osmosis then dehydrate.
 

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THIS THREAD IS NOT TO ASK QUESTIONS TO TRY TO PISS OFF/TRICK THE SPECIALISTS!!! THIS IS A THREAD FOR ADVICE AND HELP WITH THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW!! STOP TRYING TO TRICK US OR ANNOY US!!!

P.S. Specialists have already been chosen and contacted. You cannot "call" a specialist position.
 

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themailleman said:
in that case, i call chain maille specialist
You are officially banned from this thread.
 
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