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So i figure we probably have some funny people on pbf.....post a joke and keep it going.


For the holiday: (Note: This is not intented to be racist, please do not take it as such)


Why do black people only have nightmares?


Beacuse the last black person to have a dream got shot......Happy MLK day!!!!!!
 

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Q: What do u say to ur gym teacher when ur walkin around lookin for ur best friends golf ball and ur as stoned as a five-ton brick wall?
A: "MS.HUBER, BUY ME SOME RAZZLES!!!!!!!!!!"

Googled it.
 

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

She was a woman.

What was bad about the halocaust?

Nothing, it didn't happen.

What's bad about 4 mexicans going off a cliff in a 5 seat car?

They were my friends :(
 

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As a supporter I don't advocate any of this

Helen Keller jokes tickle my fancy
 

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ellis you ruined teh last joke.
the correct answer is that there's 5 seats in the car.
No ****, t's called an anti joke. They defeat the purpose.

Helen Keller...

Did you know helen keller had a doll house in her back yard?

Neither did she

How did HeKe (helen keller)'s parents punish or play pranks on her?

Re arrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why did HeKe's dog run away?

You would too if your name was "nefrandgebuga" (better in person, you just turn and mumble some random syllables.

EDIT: Oh he didn't pay money, but he did have to do a favor to get some supporters' approval :yum

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist prick!


What did Hellen Keller do when she fell down a well?

She screamed her hands off


Whats Helen Keller's favorite color?

Braille

Also being a supporter is free. At least it was for me.
 

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A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"

The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."

The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"


That's about the worst I can find
 

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oh here's some fun ones...though they may be a little harsh so take them with some salt.
oh and No, I'm not racist.

what do you call a group of black guys standing in a barm?
used farm equiptment.

what do you call a bunch of black guys burried up to thier necks in sand?
afroturf.

What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus?
I dunno, but it sure can pick watermellons/tomatoes

what do you do if there's a black guy running around your backyard with a hole in his chest?
stop laughing and reload.

What do you do when you see your tv floating at night in your living room?
yell "DROP IT BLACK MAN!"

and here's my personal favorite:
t any time during a normal conversation ask the person you talking to "did you know there's a black guy in my family tree" they'll reply with a confused look. then you say "yeah, he's been hanging there for a few years."
 

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A little boy is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying his eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"

The little boy turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."

The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?"


That's about the worst I can find
Fixed.

Why wouldnt you shoot a mexican on a bike?

Might be your bike.

Why wouldnt you shoot a black guy on a bike?

Might be your black guy.
 

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oh please dont get me started.....


i enjoy multi-question jokes...

what do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? a basketball coach

what do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? a quarterback

what do you call 1 white guy surrounded by 500 black guys? the warden/auctioneer.


what do you call 1 black guy on the moon? a problem

what do you call 10 black guys on the moon? a bigger problem

what do you call all the black guys on the moon? problem solved.


what do you call 100 black guys at the bottom of the east river? a good start.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? the cops.

how do you get a one armed polack out of a tree? wave to him
what was he doing there? raking leaves.

how did hitler invade poland? he marched in backwards and said they were leaving.

why do mexicans eat refried beans? have you ever met a mexican that didnt mess things up the first time around?

thats about all i can think of right now... racist jokes are funny
 

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well here I go.

there were these three women lined up for execution by rifle team, a blond, brunette, and a red head.

the warden calls the red head up for execution and says "Do you have any last words?" and she replies "No.", so the warden calls out" Wait for me to say fire, ready aim-" and before he could say fire the women yells "OMG, TORNADO!" and she escapes in the confusion.

A little angry the warden calls the brunette up and asks "do you have any last words?" and she simply replies "no". so the brunette, knowing what the last women did, waited for the warden to all the countdown. right before he said fire she yelled "HURRICANE!" and she also escaped in the confusion.

now the warden was really pissed. he calls te blond up and asks her if she has any last remarks, and she simply replies, while trying to stiffle laughs, "no". so the warden says "ready, aim-" and then all of a sudden the blond women yells" FIRE".

best one off the top of my head.
 
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