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Well, one field is closed for the fair, they took over the place and filled it with pigs and cows, and the other one is closed for some unknown reason. I drove around for a while today even trying to find the second field... When I got home I checked their site for directions and it said they're closed.

It's a conspiracy..... :yikes
 

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so what the fair is once a year.

u can deal with one week of no balling go buy a t shirt.
 

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MortaLBaller said:
i dont get it, whats a soccer mom? lol
A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words" such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.

Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.
Soccer moms; From Ubran Dictionary

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But yeah, there is a field about an hour or two away, but I just found out about that one a couple hours ago.

Oh well! I got my cocker fixed(with CCM LPR, 3way, and ram), so I'm happy.
 

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that field is going to be filled with pig and cow crap
 
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