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I got this e-mail the other day and thought it was rather funny. I don't know how much of it is actually true, but its funny to read. I do not in any way promote pre-marital s e x, but here is the e-mail I got:

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is $exually active or not?

1. $ex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the
hormone oestrogen,which makes hair shiny and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.
The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. $ex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the
body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. $ex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more $ex you have, the more you will be offered. The $exually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle $ex perfumes drive the opposite $ex crazy!

7. $ex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. $ex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. $ex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
 

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lol....appreciate tghe info...:?
 

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lol
 

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now u no someones gonna get caught wen theyre too young and go up to there parents and say "umm........i just wanted to look better............uhhhhhhh..........yaaaaa.....i felt like a loser since i was so ugly so ya........."






wow, that seemed awkward just typing it for some reason but i think ill use that as an excuse if that ever happened
 

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Well I tried lastnight but I dont think it helped a lot because this morning I was all sleepy and didnt have any energy.0?

And Jesus you need to pick a name and stick with it. Team Excorcist, pshh, if you change it any more Im gonna call you team Douchebag, mmmkay?
 

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I feel left out...I'm only 10:( :eek:
 
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