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You are really missing out....

+++ FACTS ABOUT SEX+++++
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¢¾++Men Facts++¢¾

1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20's)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically
called "prostatic congestion."

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.



¢¾+Some stuff on the ladies+¢¾
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1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves "attractive"
(20% of British women do. 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say
they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the
term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",
and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of
women say they are "sexy".)

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.

3) 60% of women have had breast implants.

4) 75% of women dont like oral sex

5) 95% of women shave their privates.



¢¾+Both+¢¾
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1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they
have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.



¢¾+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+¢¾
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1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won't get sick. According to research if
you
have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your which make your skin and hair softer and
shinier and tone your physic.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.


¢¾Did You Know¢¾
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1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to
running 75 miles!!!!
 

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2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

that statistic is so reassuring because i can say truthfully im way above average
 

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Typical myspace bulletin:
"Omg...Teh Tom is going to delete your myspace if you don't repost this!!!!!! He says if you lie about your agerz you will be deleted...OMG Repost this! Come on!"
 

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Jewstin
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NYY said:
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the
truth).

that statistic is so reassuring because i can say truthfully im way above average
Here's a 'statistic'. 98% of PBF's members are men, and don't want to hear about other men's danger zones.
 

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That's Hot
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*I...went...to...the...DAIN-JA ZONE!!"

(bu-ra-pa-bum-bum)





lol sorry I couldn't resist man.

But he's right. I don't want to visualize any pre-teen male genitalia. If you enjoy that kind of thing, go visit Michael Jackson's house.
 

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PaintballRemix said:
Here's a 'statistic'. 98% of PBF's members are men, and don't want to hear about other men's danger zones.
its more of a "no-fly-zone" than a danger zone
 

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We The People
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94% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Most of that is bull ****. The thing about the implants - no way that 60% of woman have had them. 75% of woman don't like oral sex? Wow, I find that hard to believe. 70% of highschoolers have had sex before graduating? Yeah right. Maybe 70% of the cool kids. There's no way that 70% of my school has had sex.

-Jinjiro
 

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Jinjiro said:
94% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Most of that is bull ****. The thing about the implants - no way that 60% of woman have had them. 75% of woman don't like oral sex? Wow, I find that hard to believe. 70% of highschoolers have had sex before graduating? Yeah right. Maybe 70% of the cool kids. There's no way that 70% of my school has had sex.

-Jinjiro
Just because women will perform oral sex does not mean they enjoy it.
 
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